“Have you noticed any change in Bart?” – Marge Simpson
“New glasses?” – Homer Simpson
“No. He looks like something might be disturbing him.” – Marge Simpson
“Probably misses his old glasses.” – Homer Simpson
“I guess we could get more involved in Bart’s activities, but then I’d be afraid of smothering him.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, and then we’d get the chair.” – Homer Simpson
“That’s not what I meant.” – Marge Simpson
“It was, Marge, admit it.” – Homer Simpson
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
