Author Archive for Charlie Schaldenbrand

18
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Stop remembering TV and get back to work!” – Marge Simpson
“What’s the point of all this cleaning? Are we so vain?” – Homer Simpson

17
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“I’m breaking curfew, Mom.” – Nelson Muntz
“We’re out of skoal!” – Mrs. Muntz

16
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Yes? What happened? When did that happen? How much of it? Oh, my goodness, I’ll be right up. Homer, I gotta go upstairs, there’s a problem. Somebody ate part of my lunch.” – Hank Scorpio

15
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Howdy, neighbor! May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Ehh, spray the boy.” – Homer Simpson

14
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“You know, a town with money’s a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and dang’d if he knows how to use it!” – Lyle Lanely

13
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“How ’bout ‘He’, two points. Your turn, dear.” – Marge Simpson
“How could anyone make a word out of these lousy letters? Oh, wait, here’s a good one: Do.” – Homer Simpson

12
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“I’m telling you: I saw a creature from another planet!” – Homer Simpson
“Maybe you just dreamed it?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, yeah? Well, when I came to I was covered with a sticky, translucent goo. Explain that!” – Homer Simpson
“More sausage?” – Marge Simpson




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