“This is the kind of entertainment they think is suitable for younger and more impressionable viewers!” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, but what are you gonna do?” – Homer Simpson
“I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’m going to write a letter!” – Marge Simpson
“Honey, you really shouldn’t eat so much in bed.” – Marge Simpson
“Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr. Burns.” – Conformco Guy
“Are you sure you can get him back for us?” – Marge Simpson
“Absolutely. I’m the one who successfully deprogrammed Jane Fonda, you know.” – Conformco Guy
“What about Peter Fonda?” – Marge Simpson
“Ohh, that was a heartbreaker. But I did get Paul McCartney out of Wings.” – Conformco Guy
“You idiot! He was the most talented one!” – Homer Simpson
RIP Peter Fonda.
“Hey, Bart, you see that Caddy over there?” – Lou
“Uh-huh.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s Mayor Quimby’s car. Tonight his honor is, uh, polling the electorate.” – Lou
“How would you, ah, like a street named after you?” – Mayor Quimby
“Now, at the risk of being unpopular, this reporter places the blame for all of this squarely on you, the viewers.” – Kent Brockman
“Okay, okay, think back to your training!” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, this may very well save your life one day. This . . . Homer.” – SNPP Trainer
“Yeah?” – Homer Simpson
“Please pay attention. This button here controls the emergency override circuit. In the event of a meltdown, push this button and only this button.” – SNPP Trainer
“Ooh, a side.” – Homer Simpson
“Simpson!” – SNPP Trainer
“You see which button I’m pushing?” – SNPP Trainer
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, push the button. Got it.” – Homer Simpson
“Why do you want to have a baby so bad?” – Patty Bouvier
“I got a lot of love to give. And, right now, my only outlet is my ham radio.” – Selma Bouvier
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
The Mob Has Spoken