Author Archive for Charlie Schaldenbrand

22
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Marge . . . ” – Homer Simpson
“Homer . . . ” – Marge Simpson
“I’ve got sand in my underpants.” – Homer Simpson
“Me too. Let’s go home.” – Marge Simpson

21
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Here’s a good job at the fireworks factory.” – Lisa Simpson
“Those perfectionists? Forget it.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 30th anniversary to “Homer’s Odyssey”! 

20
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“I guess I’ll never have a baby.” – Selma Bouvier
“Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous, but have you ever considered artificial insemination?” – Lisa Simpson
“Boy, I don’t know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot. . . . I knew that.” – Homer Simpson

19
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“What’s going on outside?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, it’s just a mob war. Go back to sleep, honey.” – Marge Simpson

18
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Dad, do you mind? Your feet are really close to my potato.” – Lisa Simpson
“Your potato? You can’t like, own, a potato, man. It’s one of Mother Earth’s creatures.” – Homer Simpson

17
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Where you been? The Isotopes are on fire!” – Carl
“Yeah, that sniper at the all-star game was a blessing in disguise.” – Moe

16
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Yep, so because of me, all the dorms now have security phones.” – Homer Simpson




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