Author Archive for Charlie Schaldenbrand

20
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“What are you going to do with your million dollars, sir?” – Mr. Smithers
“Oh, I don’t know. Throw it on the pile, I suppose.” – C.M. Burns

19
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, no, it’s coming back this way!” – Australian Judge
“That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us!” – Australian Cop

18
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I’m thirty-one years old!” – Hans Moleman

17
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“That’s it! I’m calling the company.” – Lisa Simpson
“Hello, you have reached the Malibu Stacy customer service center. If you have a complaint about Malibu Stacy’s appearance or odor, press one. If you’ve given Malibu Stacy a haircut and need to order a replacement head, press two.” – Malibu Stacy Customer Service Recording

16
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming!” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer’s Phobia”! Original airdate 16 February, 1997.

15
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“But I want to play in the mud and be a hippy!” – Homer Simpson
“Never! What you need’s a good, long hitch in Vietnam. There must be an enlistment tent around here somewhere.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

14
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“Miss Hoover, can we exchange our valentines?” – Janey
“Not just yet, Janey. First, we’re going to construct paper mailboxes to store the valentines.” – Miss Hoover
“Isn’t that just pointless busy work?” – Lisa Simpon
“Bullseye. Get cracking.” – Miss Hoover




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