“Oh, for pete’s sakes, why is that monkey wearing a diaper?” – Marge Simpson
“Enh.” – Homer Simpson & Mojo the Helper Monkey
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Girly Edition”! Original airdate 19 April 1998.
Author Archive for Charlie Schaldenbrand
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Apr
18
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18
Apr
18
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“Uh, let’s see. The exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or, as the Indians call it, maize. Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts. Thank you.” – Bart Simpson
17
Apr
18
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“Hey, what’s goin’ on on this side?” – Cletus The Slack Jawed Yokel
16
Apr
18
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“Otto, why don’t you get some more gas. Here’s the ‘credit card’.” – Principal Skinner
“Ugh.” – Otto
“And a mint for afterwards!” – Principal Skinner
15
Apr
18
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“Look, there’s only one reasonable way to settle this: rock, paper, scissors.” – Lisa Simpson
“Poor, predictable Bart. Always takes rock.” – Lisa’s Brain
“Good old rock, nothing beats that!” – Bart’s Brain
“Rock!” – Bart Simpson
“Paper.” – Lisa Simpson
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
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Apr
18
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“I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn’t there something you’d like to say?” – Marge Simpson
“There sure is: kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.” – Homer Simpson
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Apr
18
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“You a winner! Ha ha ha! You a winner! Ha ha ha! You a winner! Ha ha ha!” – Pachinko Machine
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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