“When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University!” – Ralph Wiggum
Author Archive for Charlie Schaldenbrand
15
Oct
18
Quote of the Day
14
Oct
18
Quote of the Day
“For the love of God, sir! There are two seats!” – Mr. Smithers
“I like to put my feet up.” – C.M. Burns
13
Oct
18
Quote of the Day
“Enh, this junk was hardly worth getting up for. Maybe if I go back to sleep for a few days some good mail will build up.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
13
Oct
18
Makeup Quote of the Day
“And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Springfield. They had brought the sacred tree back to its native soil, and though Flanders was stuck with the impound fee, he could easily afford it.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
11
Oct
18
Quote of the Day
“I think you may be on the mend. Is there anything else I can get you?” – Marge Simpson
“Hmm, perhaps the TV?” – Bart Simpson
“Of course. Homer!” – Marge Simpson
“What?” – Homer Simpson
“Bring the television up! Bart’s got his vision back!” – Marge Simpson
“D’oh! Wish I had amoria phlebitis.” – Homer Simpson
10
Oct
18
Quote of the Day
“Hey, boss, here’s the call for the third race.” – Mobster
“As they come out of the turn it’s Suffering Succotash by a neck over Yabba Dabba Doo, two lengths back Oh Ain’t I A Stinker and That’s All Folks, I Am What I Am can see them all, but here comes Don’t Have a Cow flying on the outside and at the wire it’s all Don’t Have a Cow!” – Springfield Downs Radio Announcer
10
Oct
18
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Hmm, I don’t agree with his Bart killing policy. But I do approve of his Selma killing policy.” – Homer Simpson
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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