“Marge, you’re standing in the way of my boyhood dream of managing a beautiful country singer!” – Homer Simpson
“Your boyhood dream was to eat the world’s biggest hoagie! And you did it at the county fair last year, remember?” – Marge Simpson
Author Archive for Charlie Schaldenbrand
25
Sep
16
Quote of the Day
24
Sep
16
Bonus Quote of the Day
“Oh, here he comes. What is it now, Quimby?” – Hollywood Producer
“Nothing, nothing, only the city has just passed another tax on, uh, puffy directing pants.” – Mayor Quimby
“But I don’t wear puffy pants!” – Hollywood Director
“I meant a tax on not wearing puffy pants.” – Mayor Quimby
“Oy.” – Hollywood Producer
“I’m sorry.” – Mayor Quimby
Happy Birthday Brad Bird!
24
Sep
16
Quote of the Day
“Hi! I’m Troy McClure! You might remember me from such educational films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun, and Firecrackers: The Silent Killer.” – Troy McClure
Phil Hartman would’ve been sixty-eight today. Happy birthday, Phil.
23
Sep
16
Quote of the Day
“Students, I have an announcement. One of your favorite comic book heroes, Radio Man…” – Principal Skinner
“Radioactive Man, stupid!” – Nelson Muntz
“…strange, I shouldn’t have been able to hear that.” – Principal Skinner
22
Sep
16
Quote of the Day
“Ah, my gym shorts.” – Bart Simpson
21
Sep
16
Quote of the Day
“Mom, are those rabbits dead?” – Lisa Simpson
“No. No, Lisa, they’re just sleeping . . . upside down . . . and inside out.” – Marge Simpson
20
Sep
16
Quote of the Day
“From this day forward: I am an inventor!” – Homer Simpson
“Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants.” – Sarcastic Guy
charliesweatpants.com
(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
The Mob Has Spoken