“Your father really needs your help. You don’t want him to get a lobotomy, do you?” – Leon Kompowsky
“Hmm, lobotomy…” – Bart’s Brain
“That’s alright, son.” – Lobotomy Homer
“Well, there’s probably a downside I don’t see.” – Bart Simpson
Author Archive for Charlie Schaldenbrand
19
Sep
17
Quote of the Day
18
Sep
17
Quote of the Day
“Forty-eight, forty-nine, fifty. Flag’s up to date, very good, Seymour.” – Superintendent Chalmers
Happy birthday David Mirkin!
17
Sep
17
Quote of the Day
“Slow down! Sidewalk’s for regular walkin’. Not for fancy walkin’.” – Jasper
16
Sep
17
Quote of the Day
“Aw, we shoulda just stayed at the bar and shot some rats.” – Barney Gumble
“Hey! Those ain’t your rats, Barn.” – Moe
15
Sep
17
Quote of the Day
“Now let’s take a look at a young Charles Bronson’s brief stint replacing Andy Griffith on The Andy Griffith Show.” – Before They Were Famous Host
“Where’s Otis? He’s not in his cell.” – Not Don Knotts
“I shot him.” – Charles Bronson
“Well, that’s-what!?” – Not Don Knotts
“Now I’m going down to Emmett’s Fix It Shop to fix Emmett.” – Charles Bronson
Happy birthday, Mike Reiss!
14
Sep
17
Quote of the Day
“Here, honey, you can have the junk mail.” – Marge Simpson
“Gas your termites, freeze your termites, zap your termites, save the termites.” – Bart Simpson
13
Sep
17
Quote of the Day
“I must’ve spent our last ten dollars on this Al Gore doll.” – Martin Prince
“You are hearing me talk.” – Al Gore Doll
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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