Author Archive for Charlie Schaldenbrand

18
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Ah, the last peanut, overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.”

17
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“What a perfect outing for a beautiful autumn day!” – Lisa Simpson
“I feel sorry for everyone who’s cooped up inside watching the seventh game of the World Series.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, they won’t learn anything about apples today.” – Homer Simpson

16
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“It worked. It worked! The lie has set me free!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons”! Original airdate: 16 November 1997.

15
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Holy moly, it’s beautiful.” – Homer Simpson
“Say, that’s right, this is your first visit to the Flanders homestead.” – Ned Flanders
“Well, we’ve only been neighbors, what? . . . Eight years.” – Homer Simpson

14
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Goodbye, son!” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, Bart, I think they’re finally hauling your Dad away.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Maybe it’s for the best.” – Bart Simpson

13
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“I better go check that out. Now, Homer, don’t you eat this pie.” – Marge Simpson
“Okay . . . Alright, pie, I’m just gonna do this . . . and if you get eaten, it’s your own fault. . . . D’oh! Oww! Ohhh, my . . . oh the hell with it.” – Homer Simpson

12
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Homer, Bart’s at a very curious age. As his father, I think you should have a frank and earthy discussion about . . . you know.” – Marge Simpson




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