Author Archive for Charlie Schaldenbrand

14
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“You’re serving us gruel?” – Lisa Simpson
“Not quite. This is Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel. Nine out of ten orphans can’t tell the difference.” – Dolph

14
Aug
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Bart, are you pulling up the carpet?” – Marge Simpson
“Yuh-hunh.” – Bart Simpson
“Why are you letting him do this?” – Marge Simpson
“I dunno.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, punish him!” – Marge Simpson
“Alright, alright: Bart, go to your room.” – Homer Simpson
“See you in the funny pages.” – Bart Simpson
“How could you let this happen?” – Marge Simpson
“How could you let this happen?” – Homer Simpson
“I wasn’t here!” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, how convenient.” – Homer Simpson

14
Aug
18

Double Secret Probation Makeup Quote of the Day

“Ruff, ruff! I’m Poochie the rockin’ dog! Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you may remember me from such cartoons as Christmas Ape, and Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp.” – Troy McClure

11
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“We got a lotta tonic to sell and a lotta towns to visit! Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Great, I’m gonna be stuck in the car all weekend with that wheezy windbag.” – Homer Simpson
“And that’s what’s wrong with Bart’s generation. Now, as for your generation…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

11
Aug
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Hmm….” – Homer Simpson
“No!” – Marge Simpson

09
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Put five thousand bucks on the Lakers. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. My house is dirty, buy me a clean one.” – Krusty the Klown

09
Aug
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Now, I know I haven’ been the best Christian. In fact, when you’re up there blah-blah-blahing, I’m usually doodling or mentally undressing the female parishioners. Well, anywho, can I have forty-thousand dollars?” – Homer Simpson




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