Author Archive for Charlie Schaldenbrand



11
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Doctor, you’ve solved all my problems.” – Troy McClure

10
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed and I need you to get me a new one.” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh, isn’t this the kind of thing your mother’s better at?” – Homer Simpson
“I called her, she’s not home! I also tried Mr. Flanders, Aunt Patty, Aunt Selma, Dr. Hibbert, Reverend Lovejoy, and that nice man who caught the snake in our basement.” – Lisa Simpson
“Wow. And after them, out of all the people in the world, you chose me.” – Homer Simpson

09
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Are you wearing my self defense whistle?” – Marge Simpson
“You never use it.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart Star”. Original airdate 9 November 1997.

08
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Ah, sitting with the employees. I guess this proves I’m their friend. You did get me something on an aisle, Smithers? I don’t want to be surrounded by them.” – C.M. Burns

07
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“The Simpsons will be reborn as a bunch of gap toothed bumpkins!” – Homer Simpson
“I’ll dig an outhouse!” – Bart Simpson
“I’ll weed the floor!” – Lisa Simpson
“I’ll repress the rage I’m feeling!” – Marge Simpson
“That’s my girl.” – Homer Simpson

06
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Ach, ’tis no more than what God gave me, ya Puritan pukes!” – Groundskeeper Willie

05
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Resident . . . Occupant . . . A free sample of Lemon Time.” – Marge Simpson
“Ooh, give it here!” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, that’s dishwashing liquid!” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, but what are you gonna do?” – Homer Simpson




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