Author Archive for Charlie Schaldenbrand



06
Dec
19

Quote of the Day

“Pull! Pull, you dogs!” – Bart Simpson

05
Dec
19

Quote of the Day

“Get out! This is my office now! Get out! . . . You too! This is a place of business not a peewee flophouse!” – C.M. Burns

04
Dec
19

Quote of the Day

“Listen to this: Unexplainable behavior, individuals acting in a secretive fashion are often involved with UFOs or other paranormal phenomena, e.g. telephone explosions.” – Bart Simpson
“Geeze, if it’s in a book, it’s gotta be true.” – Milhouse van Houten

03
Dec
19

Quote of the Day

“Welcome back, to the final day of this, the twenty-third Olympiad, brought to you by Krusty Burger.” – Not Keith Jackson
“You people are pigs! . . . I personally am gonna spit in every fiftieth burger.” – Krusty the Klown
“I like those odds.” – Homer Simpson

03
Dec
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Hey, we got a pool!” – Bart Simpson
“Can we go swimming, Mom?” – Lisa Simpson
“Not right now.” – Marge Simpson

01
Dec
19

Quote of the Day

“Bart, greet our guests and take their coats.” – Marge Simpson
“Mom, Reverend Lovejoy doesn’t have a coat. Should I let him in?” – Bart Simpson
“My coat was stolen at last week’s interfaith banquet. So I helped myself to a few of the better umbrellas.” – Rev. Lovejoy

30
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“All is well on tour with America’s most popular alternative music festival.” – Homer Simpson




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