Author Archive for Charlie Schaldenbrand



10
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless Manhattan?” – The Don

09
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“Boat’s on the other side.” – Prison Guard
“Yes. Thank you.” – Sideshow Bob

09
Oct
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Leave this place. You are in great danger.” – Ominous Potato Bug Guy
“Where’s Milhouse?” – Bart Simpson
“The one you call Milhouse is gone! . . . He went to his grandma’s place while we’re spraying for potato bugs.” – Sarcastic Potato Bug Guy

09
Oct
19

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“Hello, Moe? We know you’re the one behind this so knock it off or we’re going to the cops!” – Lisa Simpson
“No, no. I’ll take care of it. . . . Okay it’s over, get ’em out of here! . . . Alright, andale! Andale!” – Moe

06
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“And he was cast into the fiery cauldron of Hell! The searing heat! The scalding rivers of molten sulfur!” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Ahh, I’m there.” – Bart Simpson

05
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“We’re here for the tests.” – Armed Guard
“C’mon, Emma.” – National Testing Center Engineer

 

04
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“Hey, boy, how was class?” – Homer Simpson
“Today we learned how to rip a man’s heart out and show it to him before he dies.” – Bart Simpson
“Ooh, that’ll learn ’em.” – Homer Simpson




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