Author Archive for Charlie Schaldenbrand



05
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Sunrise! Sunset! Sunrise! Sunset! Sunrise! Sunset! . . . Ahhh! Not to self: stop doing anything.” – Homer Simpson

05
Jan
20

Makeup Quote of the Day

“They’re singing, Marge! Why aren’t they killing each other?” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, their guns are right there.” – Bart Simpson
“Wait, wait, wait, here comes Lee Marvin. Thank God! He’s always drunk and violent.” – Homer Simpson

03
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“So, Milhouse, it must be a little tough giving up all that glamour and coming back to school, huh?” – Bart Simpson
“Quiet! Maybe I can get my citizenship.” – Milhouse’s Stunt Double

02
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Don’t worry, son. They’re going to make sure no one ever falls down this well again.” – Homer Simpson
“That should do it.” – Groundskeeper Willie

01
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“It must be wonderful to ring in the New Year over and over and over.” – Marge Simpson
“Please, kill me.” – T.G.I. McScratchy’s Waiter

31
Dec
19

Quote of the Day

“Tonight, on Eyewitness News, a man who’s been in a coma for twenty-three years wakes up.” – Kent Brockman
“Do Sonny and Cher still have that stupid show?” – Coma Guy
“No, she won an Oscar and he’s a Congressman.” – Kent Brockman
“Good night!” – Coma Guy

 

30
Dec
19

Quote of the Day

“You son of a bitch! . . . Good show!” – Emily Winthrop

Happy birthday, Tracey Ullman! 




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