Author Archive for Charlie Schaldenbrand



16
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“You gonna give me the money or not?” – Clancy Wiggum
“Well, I don’t think so. You don’t even have a trigger on that thing.” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, I had to sell the trigger and most of the handle to feed my family. C’mon, gimme the dough! I can throw this pretty hard!” – Clancy Wiggum

15
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“Oh, boy, this is gonna get worse before it gets better.” – Chief Wiggum

14
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“Oh, there’s so little left . . . creamed eels, corn nog, . . . wadded beef?” – Marge Simpson

13
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“It’s a ghost car! There are ghost cars all over these highways, you know.” – Chief Wiggum
“Hold me.” – Homer Simpson
“Only if you old me.” – Chief Wiggum

12
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“Okay, I’ll just even this out and . . . Mr. Lazwell, I’ve done it again.” – Squeaky Voiced Barber College Student

11
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

 

“Then I got this scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet.” – Homer Simpson

11
Mar
20

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Lemme through! Lemme through! I’m her husband!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, that explains a lot.” – Eddie




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