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Quote of the Day

“That’s it, Bart! Why can’t you be more like, uh . . .” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Us, Mrs. Krabappel?” – Sherri & Terri
“Yes, Sherri and Terri. They know how to behave.” – Mrs. Krabappel

Happy belated birthday, Russi Taylor!


Quote of the Day

“Yeah, hi, I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.” – Hired Goon
“That’s me!” – Bart Simpson
“Don’t write no more letters to Mr. Sinatra.” – Hired Goon

Happy (one week belated) birthday to Josh Weinstein! 


Quote of the Day

“Jack, please, I’m married.” – Soap Opera Woman
“That must be what’s turning me on.” – Jack
“Oh, stop it . . . some more . . .” – Soap Opera Woman
“Filthy. . . . But genuinely arousing.” – Mrs. Glick

Happy birthday James L. Brooks!


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“I’m sorry, did you just call me a liar?” – Principal Skinner
“No, I said you were fired.” – Superintendent Chalmers
“Oh. That’s much worse.” – Seymour Skinner


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“Bart, I’ve noticed your birthday presents are a poor crop at best. I hope this turns the tide.” – Martin Prince
“Ooh, just gorgeous.” – Patty Bouvier
“Now we can be twins!” – Martin Prince

Happy birthday, Al Jean!


Quote of the Day


“Ninety seconds to core meltdown.” – SNPP Computer Voice
“Sir, there may never be another time to say: I love you, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
“Oh, hot dog. Thank you for making my last few moments on Earth socially awkward!” – C.M. Burns

Happy birthday, Harry Shearer!


Quote of the Day


“Yeah, General Sherman, they say he’s five hundred pounds of bottom dwelling fury, dontcha know? No one knows how old he is. But, if you ask me, and most people do, he’s a hundred years if he’s a day.” – Bait Shop Owner
“And no one’s ever caught him?” – Tourist
“Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. And his eyes were like steel: cold and hard. Had a shock of hair, red, like the fires of hell.” – Bait Shop Owner

Happy birthday, John Swartzwelder!


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