“The county is threatening to take my Seymour away! Oh, we had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow. I kept screeching and screeching at him…” – Agnes Skinner
Happy Birthday Tress MacNeille!
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20
Jun
18
Quote of the Day
13
Jun
18
Quote of the Day
“Officer, arrest the baby.” – C.M. Burns
“Yeah, right, pops, no jury in the world’s gonna convict a baby. . . . maybe Texas.” – Chief Wiggum
Happy Birthday Greg Daniels!
06
Jun
18
Quote of the Day
“Ironic, isn’t it, Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you!” – C.M. Burns
“You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
Sam Simon would’ve been 63 today. Happy birthday.
27
Mar
18
Quote of the Day
“Mr. Simpson, I presume.” – Not Henry Morton Stanley
Happy birthday, George Meyer!
15
Mar
18
Quote of the Day
“I read about what happens to kids whose parents no longer love and cherish each other. They go through eight separate stages. Right now, I’m in stage three: fear. You’re in stage two: denial.” – Lisa Simpson
“No, I’m not.” – Bart Simpson
“Yes, you are.” – Lisa Simpson
“No, I’m not!” – Bart Simpson
“Yes, you are!” – Lisa Simpson
“Am not! Am not! Am not!” – Bart Simpson
Happy birthday David Silverman!
15
Feb
18
Quote of the Day
“Young man, you need to do some serious boning!” – Principal Skinner
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Das Bus”! Original airdate 15 Feb 1998. (Oh, and happy birthday to some guy name Groening.)
09
Jan
18
Quote of the Day
“Hey, kids, while Sideshow Mel mops up, let’s see the names of our Krusty Birthday Pals for today!” – Krusty the Klown
“Alright, here comes my name! . . . Wow! Best eight bucks I ever spent.” – Bart Simpson
Happy birthday, Al Jean!
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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