“I thought you were just a marketing gimmick.” – Lisa Simpson
“There was a time when that was true. But now, I am so much more!” – Senor Ding-Dong
Happy Birthday John Swartzwelder!
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16
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
14
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“As the wife of the minister, I’m privy to a lot of sensitive information . . . and here it is. Marge’s husband doesn’t earn much, and the family’s a mess! And, quite frankly, I think she . . .” – Helen Lovejoy
“Let the record show that the witness made the Drinky-Drinky motion.” – Blue Haired Lawyer
Happy birthday, Maggie Roswell!
13
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“Hey, Bart, I hope there are not hard feelings.” – Fat Tony
“Get bent.” – Bart Simpson
“I deserve that. Look, I know we let you down, but me and the boys, we still think you’ve got a big future in racketeering and extortion.” – Fat Tony
“Sorry, Fat Tony. I used to think your gang was cool, but now I’ve learned that crime doesn’t pay.” – Bart Simpson
“Yeah, you’re right.” – Fat Tony
Happy birthday, Joe Mantegna!
01
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“Oh, he is a gem! Here, boy, would you like these cookies Martin made for me?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“My raisin roundies!” – Martin Prince
Marcia Wallace would’ve been 77 today. Happy birthday, Mrs. K.
29
Oct
19
Quote of the Day
“Grampa, why don’t you tell us a story. You’ve led an interesting life.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s a lie and you know it! But I have seen a lot of movies . . . ” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Happy Birthday Dan Castellaneta!
25
Oct
19
Quote of the Day
“Find Waldo Yet Again . . . Man, he’s just not trying anymore.” – Bart Simpson
Happy Birthday Nancy Cartwright!
12
Oct
19
Quote of the Day
“And here’s country singing sensation Lurleen Lumpkin, fresh from her latest stay at the Betty Ford Clinic. Whatcha been up to, Lurleen?” – Kent Brockman
“I spent last night in a ditch.” – Lurleen Lumpkin
Doris Grau would’ve been 95 today. Happy birthday.
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