“And here’s country singing sensation Lurleen Lumpkin, fresh from her latest stay at the Betty Ford Clinic. Whatcha been up to, Lurleen?” – Kent Brockman
“I spent last night in a ditch.” – Lurleen Lumpkin
Doris Grau would’ve been 95 today. Happy birthday.
“That was beautiful. What’s it called?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, it’s a little tune that I call The I Never Had An Italian Soup Blues.” – Bleeding Gums Murphy
Happy Birthday, Mike Reiss!
“Oh, Jacques, it fits! You got it in my size and it has my name on it. It’s really for me!” – Marge Simpson
Happy [two days belated] birthday, Julie Kavner!
“Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot.” – Hank Scorpio
Happy (one day belated) Birthday, Albert Brooks!
“Mrs. Simpson, if you set out to push the bile to the tip of my throat: mission accomplished!” – Llewellyn Sinclair
Happy Birthday, Jon Lovitz!
“What’d he say, Lisa? What’d he say?” – Marge Simpson
“He said there’s no shame in their forbidden love.” – Lisa Simpson
“Ooh, Diego’s not gonna like that.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Raul, llevame alla abajo de la bola de bailar!” – Soap Opera Lady
“Take me here, under the disco ball.” – Lisa Simpson
Happy birthday Yeardley Smith!
“All this senseless violence, I don’t understand its appeal.” – Marge Simpson
“We don’t expect you to, Mom.” – Bart Simpson
“If cartoons were meant for adults, they’d put them on in primetime.” – Lisa Simpson
Sam Simon would’ve been 64 yesterday. Happy (one day belated) birthday.
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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