“I’m glad we’re stranded. It’ll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing. We’re gonna live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!” – Bart Simpson
Happy birthday Matt Groening!
Archive for the 'Happy Birthday' Category
15
Feb
20
Quote of the Day
30
Dec
19
Quote of the Day
“You son of a bitch! . . . Good show!” – Emily Winthrop
Happy birthday, Tracey Ullman!
23
Dec
19
Quote of the Day
“Smithers! I want my tea!” – C.M. Burns
“Doesn’t it bother you that he orders you around like that?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, actually, I value every second we’re together. From the moment I squeeze his orange juice in the morning til I tuck him in at night. He’s not just my boss. He’s my best friend, too.” – Mr. Smithers
“Bah! Too hot!” – C.M. Burns
“You’re right, sir. It’s scalding me as we speak.” – Mr. Smithers
Happy Birthday, Harry Shearer!
16
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“I thought you were just a marketing gimmick.” – Lisa Simpson
“There was a time when that was true. But now, I am so much more!” – Senor Ding-Dong
Happy Birthday John Swartzwelder!
14
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“As the wife of the minister, I’m privy to a lot of sensitive information . . . and here it is. Marge’s husband doesn’t earn much, and the family’s a mess! And, quite frankly, I think she . . .” – Helen Lovejoy
“Let the record show that the witness made the Drinky-Drinky motion.” – Blue Haired Lawyer
Happy birthday, Maggie Roswell!
13
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“Hey, Bart, I hope there are not hard feelings.” – Fat Tony
“Get bent.” – Bart Simpson
“I deserve that. Look, I know we let you down, but me and the boys, we still think you’ve got a big future in racketeering and extortion.” – Fat Tony
“Sorry, Fat Tony. I used to think your gang was cool, but now I’ve learned that crime doesn’t pay.” – Bart Simpson
“Yeah, you’re right.” – Fat Tony
Happy birthday, Joe Mantegna!
01
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“Oh, he is a gem! Here, boy, would you like these cookies Martin made for me?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“My raisin roundies!” – Martin Prince
Marcia Wallace would’ve been 77 today. Happy birthday, Mrs. K.
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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