Archive for the 'Happy Birthday' Category

02
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Stop everything! I don’t remember writing a check for bowling.” – C.M. Burns
“The memo says, “To my pal Poppin’ Fresh’.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ah, yes, that greedy grasping glob of chemicals.” – C.M. Burns
“Probably one of your ether induced hallucinations, sir. I’ll check the employee files to see who could pull off such an impersonation. . . . It was either Pops Freshenmeyer or Homer Simpson.” – Mr. Smithers

Happy Birthday Mike Scully! 

24
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Well, I didn’t win. Here’s your pizza.” – Lionel Hutz
“But we did win!” – Marge Simpson
“That’s okay, the box is empty.” – Lionel Hutz

Happy birthday Brad Bird!

Also, Phil Hartman would’ve been 70 today. Happy birthday.

19
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“How ya doin’ fellas?” – James Taylor
“With all due respect, Mr. Taylor, this isn’t the best time for your unique brand of bittersweet folk-rock. We have a potentially critical situation here. I’m sure you’ll understand.” – Buzz Aldrin
“Listen, Aldrin, I’m not as laid back as people think. Now, here’s the deal: I’m gonna play, and you’re gonna float there and like it.” – James Taylor

16
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Wasted away again in Margaritaville . . . ” – Shary Bobbins
“Searching for my lost shaker of salt . . . Oh, here it is.” – Barney Gumble

07
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Homer’s in the hospital! They think it’s his heart!” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, my God!” – Selma Bouvier
“What?” – Patty Bouvier
“Five cents off wax paper.” – Selma Bouvier

Happy birthday Julie Kavner! 

20
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“The county is threatening to take my Seymour away! Oh, we had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow. I kept screeching and screeching at him…” – Agnes Skinner

Happy Birthday Tress MacNeille!

13
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“Officer, arrest the baby.” – C.M. Burns
“Yeah, right, pops, no jury in the world’s gonna convict a baby. . . . maybe Texas.” – Chief Wiggum

Happy Birthday Greg Daniels!




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