“Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot.” – Hank Scorpio
Happy (one day belated) Birthday, Albert Brooks!
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23
Jul
19
Makeup Quote of the Day
21
Jul
19
Quote of the Day
“Mrs. Simpson, if you set out to push the bile to the tip of my throat: mission accomplished!” – Llewellyn Sinclair
Happy Birthday, Jon Lovitz!
03
Jul
19
Quote of the Day
“What’d he say, Lisa? What’d he say?” – Marge Simpson
“He said there’s no shame in their forbidden love.” – Lisa Simpson
“Ooh, Diego’s not gonna like that.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Raul, llevame alla abajo de la bola de bailar!” – Soap Opera Lady
“Take me here, under the disco ball.” – Lisa Simpson
Happy birthday Yeardley Smith!
07
Jun
19
Makeup Quote of the Day
“All this senseless violence, I don’t understand its appeal.” – Marge Simpson
“We don’t expect you to, Mom.” – Bart Simpson
“If cartoons were meant for adults, they’d put them on in primetime.” – Lisa Simpson
Sam Simon would’ve been 64 yesterday. Happy (one day belated) birthday.
27
May
19
Quote of the Day
“Some large men to see you, sir.” – Secretary
“I don’t have an appointment with any large men.” – Principal Skinner
Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris!
09
May
19
Quote of the Day
“Did you make any money?” – Marge Simpson
“Not yet, but at least I’m in a lot of pain.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, well, I think what you’re doing for Mrs. Glick is very nice. The poor old thing doesn’t have anybody.” – Marge Simpson
“There’s a reason.” – Bart Simpson
Happy birthday James L. Brooks!
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