Archive for the 'Happy Birthday' Category

15
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

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“You don’t look so rich.” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t let the haircut fool you, I’m exceedingly wealthy.” – Bill Gates

Happy birthday Matt Groening! 

09
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

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“Comin’ through!” – Barney Gumble
“Barney!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, yes, they call him the Streak!” – The Larry Davis Experience
“Well, that young man’s bought himself about a decade of detention.” – Principal Dondelinger

Happy birthday, Al Jean!

24
Dec
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

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“Ice to see you.” – McBain

Happy (belated) birthday, Harry Shearer!

25
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

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“Mom! Dad! Mr. Burns is a vampire and he has Bart!” – Lisa Simpson
“Why, Bart is right here.” – C.M. Burns
“Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. I missed you during my uneventful absence.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!

02
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

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“Stop everything! I don’t remember writing a check for bowling.” – C.M. Burns
“The memo says, “To my pal Poppin’ Fresh’.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ah, yes, that greedy grasping glob of chemicals.” – C.M. Burns
“Probably one of your ether induced hallucinations, sir. I’ll check the employee files to see who could pull off such an impersonation. . . . It was either Pops Freshenmeyer or Homer Simpson.” – Mr. Smithers

Happy Birthday Mike Scully! 

24
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

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“Well, I didn’t win. Here’s your pizza.” – Lionel Hutz
“But we did win!” – Marge Simpson
“That’s okay, the box is empty.” – Lionel Hutz

Happy birthday Brad Bird!

Also, Phil Hartman would’ve been 70 today. Happy birthday.

19
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

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“How ya doin’ fellas?” – James Taylor
“With all due respect, Mr. Taylor, this isn’t the best time for your unique brand of bittersweet folk-rock. We have a potentially critical situation here. I’m sure you’ll understand.” – Buzz Aldrin
“Listen, Aldrin, I’m not as laid back as people think. Now, here’s the deal: I’m gonna play, and you’re gonna float there and like it.” – James Taylor

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