“Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to boost low ratings.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yo yo, how’s it hanging, everybody?” – Roy
“Morning, Roy.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, hi, Roy.” – Homer Simpson
Happy birthday to David S/X Cohen!
Archive for the 'Happy Birthday' Category
13
Jul
17
Quote of the Day
03
Jul
17
Quote of the Day
“Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday, overlooked middle child. Happy birthday to me.” – Lisa Simpson
Happy birthday Yeardley Smith!
13
Jun
17
Quote of the Day
“Well, look at the bright side, Moe: you still got us.” – Barney Gumble
“Yeah. You know, that actually makes me a little better.” – Moe
“Why? That was the problem in the first place. You were going broke because we were your only customers. Wasn’t that the problem in the first place? That you were going broke? Moe? Moe? Hey, Moe! Oh, you’re thinking about all the money you blew, aren’t you? What was it, fifty? Sixty thousand dollars? . . . Moe? Look, maybe it would help if we went over all the mistakes you made from the beginning. . . . Moe?” – Homer Simpson
“What!?” – Moe
“Lemme get a pad.” – Homer Simpson
Happy birthday, Greg Daniels!
06
Jun
17
Quote of the Day
“Doc, this is all too much. I mean, my son a genius? How does it happen?” – Homer Simpson
“Well, genius level intelligence is usually the result of heredity and environment . . . although in some cases it’s a total mystery.” – Dr. J. Loren Pryor
Sam Simon would’ve been 62 today. Happy birthday.
29
May
17
Quote of the Day
“Jazz, pfft! They just make it up as they go along. I can do that. Di-di-di-di-di-di-di, de de de…” –
“That’s Mary had a little lamb.” – Marge Simpson
“Okay, then this: Do-do-do-do-do-do-do, do do do…” – Homer Simpson
“That’s the same thing, you just replaced ‘Di’s with ‘Do’s.” – Marge Simpson
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
Happy birthday Danny Elfman!
15
May
17
Quote of the Day
“That’s it, Bart! Why can’t you be more like, uh . . .” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Us, Mrs. Krabappel?” – Sherri & Terri
“Yes, Sherri and Terri. They know how to behave.” – Mrs. Krabappel
Happy belated birthday, Russi Taylor!
12
May
17
Quote of the Day
“Yeah, hi, I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.” – Hired Goon
“That’s me!” – Bart Simpson
“Don’t write no more letters to Mr. Sinatra.” – Hired Goon
Happy (one week belated) birthday to Josh Weinstein!
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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