Archive for the 'Happy Birthday' Category

07
Jun
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“All this senseless violence, I don’t understand its appeal.” – Marge Simpson
“We don’t expect you to, Mom.” – Bart Simpson
“If cartoons were meant for adults, they’d put them on in primetime.” – Lisa Simpson

Sam Simon would’ve been 64 yesterday. Happy (one day belated) birthday.

29
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Bart, I’ve asked you not to whistle that annoying tune.” – Marge Simpson

Happy Birthday, Danny Elfman!

27
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Some large men to see you, sir.” – Secretary
“I don’t have an appointment with any large men.” – Principal Skinner

Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris! 

09
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Did you make any money?” – Marge Simpson
“Not yet, but at least I’m in a lot of pain.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, well, I think what you’re doing for Mrs. Glick is very nice. The poor old thing doesn’t have anybody.” – Marge Simpson
“There’s a reason.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday James L. Brooks!

06
May
19

Makeup Birthday Quote of the Day

“Ah, not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.” – Homer Simpson
“That’s specious reasoning, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“Thank you, honey.” – Homer Simpson
“By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh. How does it work?” – Homer Simpson
“It doesn’t work.” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson
“It’s just a stupid rock.” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson
“But I don’t see any tigers around here, do you?” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, I want to buy your rock.” – Homer Simpson

Happy (one day belated) birthday, Josh Weinstein!

04
May
19

Quote of the Day

“As a natural enemy, I don’t know why I should care, but the information pertaining to America’s colonial period that you’ve just received is erroneous.” – Martin Prince
“So you’re saying . . . ” – Bart Simpson
“A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has a better chance of passing this test than you do.” – Martin Prince
“Thanks for the pep talk.” – Bart Simpson

Happy Birthday Russi Taylor! 

25
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“I’d been called ugly, pug-ugly, fugly, pug-fugly, but never ugly-ugly.” – Handsome Moe

Happy birthday, Hank Azaria! 




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