“I thought you were just a marketing gimmick.” – Lisa Simpson
“There was a time when that was true. But now, I am so much more!” – Senor Ding-Dong
Happy Birthday John Swartzwelder!
“I thought you were just a marketing gimmick.” – Lisa Simpson
“There was a time when that was true. But now, I am so much more!” – Senor Ding-Dong
Happy Birthday John Swartzwelder!
“As the wife of the minister, I’m privy to a lot of sensitive information . . . and here it is. Marge’s husband doesn’t earn much, and the family’s a mess! And, quite frankly, I think she . . .” – Helen Lovejoy
“Let the record show that the witness made the Drinky-Drinky motion.” – Blue Haired Lawyer
Happy birthday, Maggie Roswell!
“Oh, he is a gem! Here, boy, would you like these cookies Martin made for me?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“My raisin roundies!” – Martin Prince
Marcia Wallace would’ve been 77 today. Happy birthday, Mrs. K.
“Grampa, why don’t you tell us a story. You’ve led an interesting life.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s a lie and you know it! But I have seen a lot of movies . . . ” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Happy Birthday Dan Castellaneta!
“Find Waldo Yet Again . . . Man, he’s just not trying anymore.” – Bart Simpson
Happy Birthday Nancy Cartwright!
“And here’s country singing sensation Lurleen Lumpkin, fresh from her latest stay at the Betty Ford Clinic. Whatcha been up to, Lurleen?” – Kent Brockman
“I spent last night in a ditch.” – Lurleen Lumpkin
Doris Grau would’ve been 95 today. Happy birthday.
The Mob Has Spoken