“I’m glad we’re stranded. It’ll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing. We’re gonna live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!” – Bart Simpson
Happy birthday Matt Groening!
Archive for the 'Happy Birthday' Category
15
Feb
20
Quote of the Day
30
Dec
19
Quote of the Day
“You son of a bitch! . . . Good show!” – Emily Winthrop
Happy birthday, Tracey Ullman!
23
Dec
19
Quote of the Day
“Smithers! I want my tea!” – C.M. Burns
“Doesn’t it bother you that he orders you around like that?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, actually, I value every second we’re together. From the moment I squeeze his orange juice in the morning til I tuck him in at night. He’s not just my boss. He’s my best friend, too.” – Mr. Smithers
“Bah! Too hot!” – C.M. Burns
“You’re right, sir. It’s scalding me as we speak.” – Mr. Smithers
Happy Birthday, Harry Shearer!
16
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“I thought you were just a marketing gimmick.” – Lisa Simpson
“There was a time when that was true. But now, I am so much more!” – Senor Ding-Dong
Happy Birthday John Swartzwelder!
14
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“As the wife of the minister, I’m privy to a lot of sensitive information . . . and here it is. Marge’s husband doesn’t earn much, and the family’s a mess! And, quite frankly, I think she . . .” – Helen Lovejoy
“Let the record show that the witness made the Drinky-Drinky motion.” – Blue Haired Lawyer
Happy birthday, Maggie Roswell!
13
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“Hey, Bart, I hope there are not hard feelings.” – Fat Tony
“Get bent.” – Bart Simpson
“I deserve that. Look, I know we let you down, but me and the boys, we still think you’ve got a big future in racketeering and extortion.” – Fat Tony
“Sorry, Fat Tony. I used to think your gang was cool, but now I’ve learned that crime doesn’t pay.” – Bart Simpson
“Yeah, you’re right.” – Fat Tony
Happy birthday, Joe Mantegna!
01
Nov
19
Quote of the Day
“Oh, he is a gem! Here, boy, would you like these cookies Martin made for me?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“My raisin roundies!” – Martin Prince
Marcia Wallace would’ve been 77 today. Happy birthday, Mrs. K.
29
Oct
19
Quote of the Day
“Grampa, why don’t you tell us a story. You’ve led an interesting life.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s a lie and you know it! But I have seen a lot of movies . . . ” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Happy Birthday Dan Castellaneta!
25
Oct
19
Quote of the Day
“Find Waldo Yet Again . . . Man, he’s just not trying anymore.” – Bart Simpson
Happy Birthday Nancy Cartwright!
12
Oct
19
Quote of the Day
“And here’s country singing sensation Lurleen Lumpkin, fresh from her latest stay at the Betty Ford Clinic. Whatcha been up to, Lurleen?” – Kent Brockman
“I spent last night in a ditch.” – Lurleen Lumpkin
Doris Grau would’ve been 95 today. Happy birthday.
15
Sep
19
Quote of the Day
“That was beautiful. What’s it called?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, it’s a little tune that I call The I Never Had An Italian Soup Blues.” – Bleeding Gums Murphy
Happy Birthday, Mike Reiss!
“Oh, Jacques, it fits! You got it in my size and it has my name on it. It’s really for me!” – Marge Simpson
Happy [two days belated] birthday, Julie Kavner!
23
Jul
19
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot.” – Hank Scorpio
Happy (one day belated) Birthday, Albert Brooks!
21
Jul
19
Quote of the Day
“Mrs. Simpson, if you set out to push the bile to the tip of my throat: mission accomplished!” – Llewellyn Sinclair
Happy Birthday, Jon Lovitz!
03
Jul
19
Quote of the Day
“What’d he say, Lisa? What’d he say?” – Marge Simpson
“He said there’s no shame in their forbidden love.” – Lisa Simpson
“Ooh, Diego’s not gonna like that.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Raul, llevame alla abajo de la bola de bailar!” – Soap Opera Lady
“Take me here, under the disco ball.” – Lisa Simpson
Happy birthday Yeardley Smith!
07
Jun
19
Makeup Quote of the Day
“All this senseless violence, I don’t understand its appeal.” – Marge Simpson
“We don’t expect you to, Mom.” – Bart Simpson
“If cartoons were meant for adults, they’d put them on in primetime.” – Lisa Simpson
Sam Simon would’ve been 64 yesterday. Happy (one day belated) birthday.
27
May
19
Quote of the Day
“Some large men to see you, sir.” – Secretary
“I don’t have an appointment with any large men.” – Principal Skinner
Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris!
09
May
19
Quote of the Day
“Did you make any money?” – Marge Simpson
“Not yet, but at least I’m in a lot of pain.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, well, I think what you’re doing for Mrs. Glick is very nice. The poor old thing doesn’t have anybody.” – Marge Simpson
“There’s a reason.” – Bart Simpson
Happy birthday James L. Brooks!
06
May
19
Makeup Birthday Quote of the Day
“Ah, not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.” – Homer Simpson
“That’s specious reasoning, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“Thank you, honey.” – Homer Simpson
“By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh. How does it work?” – Homer Simpson
“It doesn’t work.” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson
“It’s just a stupid rock.” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson
“But I don’t see any tigers around here, do you?” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, I want to buy your rock.” – Homer Simpson
Happy (one day belated) birthday, Josh Weinstein!
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