Archive for the 'Happy Birthday' Category

23
Jul
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot.” – Hank Scorpio

Happy (one day belated) Birthday, Albert Brooks! 

21
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Mrs. Simpson, if you set out to push the bile to the tip of my throat: mission accomplished!” – Llewellyn Sinclair

Happy Birthday, Jon Lovitz! 

03
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“What’d he say, Lisa? What’d he say?” – Marge Simpson
“He said there’s no shame in their forbidden love.” – Lisa Simpson
“Ooh, Diego’s not gonna like that.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Raul, llevame alla abajo de la bola de bailar!” – Soap Opera Lady
“Take me here, under the disco ball.” – Lisa Simpson

Happy birthday Yeardley Smith! 

07
Jun
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“All this senseless violence, I don’t understand its appeal.” – Marge Simpson
“We don’t expect you to, Mom.” – Bart Simpson
“If cartoons were meant for adults, they’d put them on in primetime.” – Lisa Simpson

Sam Simon would’ve been 64 yesterday. Happy (one day belated) birthday.

29
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Bart, I’ve asked you not to whistle that annoying tune.” – Marge Simpson

Happy Birthday, Danny Elfman!

27
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Some large men to see you, sir.” – Secretary
“I don’t have an appointment with any large men.” – Principal Skinner

Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris! 

09
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Did you make any money?” – Marge Simpson
“Not yet, but at least I’m in a lot of pain.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, well, I think what you’re doing for Mrs. Glick is very nice. The poor old thing doesn’t have anybody.” – Marge Simpson
“There’s a reason.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday James L. Brooks!




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