Archive for the 'Happy Birthday' Category



06
May
19

Makeup Birthday Quote of the Day

“Ah, not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.” – Homer Simpson
“That’s specious reasoning, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“Thank you, honey.” – Homer Simpson
“By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh. How does it work?” – Homer Simpson
“It doesn’t work.” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson
“It’s just a stupid rock.” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson
“But I don’t see any tigers around here, do you?” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, I want to buy your rock.” – Homer Simpson

Happy (one day belated) birthday, Josh Weinstein!

04
May
19

Quote of the Day

“As a natural enemy, I don’t know why I should care, but the information pertaining to America’s colonial period that you’ve just received is erroneous.” – Martin Prince
“So you’re saying . . . ” – Bart Simpson
“A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has a better chance of passing this test than you do.” – Martin Prince
“Thanks for the pep talk.” – Bart Simpson

Happy Birthday Russi Taylor! 

25
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“I’d been called ugly, pug-ugly, fugly, pug-fugly, but never ugly-ugly.” – Handsome Moe

Happy birthday, Hank Azaria! 

28
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Music is none of my business.” – Marge Simpson
“That’s fine for you, Marge, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I’m lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday, Alf Clausen! 

27
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Homer, this is a terrible thing that’s happened. But we can’t blame ourselves.” – Marge Simpson
“We can and will!” – Homer Simpson
“Children need discipline! You can ask any syndicated advice columnist.” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday, George Meyer!

15
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“You don’t look so rich.” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t let the haircut fool you, I’m exceedingly wealthy.” – Bill Gates

Happy birthday Matt Groening! 

09
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Comin’ through!” – Barney Gumble
“Barney!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, yes, they call him the Streak!” – The Larry Davis Experience
“Well, that young man’s bought himself about a decade of detention.” – Principal Dondelinger

Happy birthday, Al Jean!

24
Dec
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Ice to see you.” – McBain

Happy (belated) birthday, Harry Shearer!

25
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Mom! Dad! Mr. Burns is a vampire and he has Bart!” – Lisa Simpson
“Why, Bart is right here.” – C.M. Burns
“Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. I missed you during my uneventful absence.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!

02
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Stop everything! I don’t remember writing a check for bowling.” – C.M. Burns
“The memo says, “To my pal Poppin’ Fresh’.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ah, yes, that greedy grasping glob of chemicals.” – C.M. Burns
“Probably one of your ether induced hallucinations, sir. I’ll check the employee files to see who could pull off such an impersonation. . . . It was either Pops Freshenmeyer or Homer Simpson.” – Mr. Smithers

Happy Birthday Mike Scully! 

24
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Well, I didn’t win. Here’s your pizza.” – Lionel Hutz
“But we did win!” – Marge Simpson
“That’s okay, the box is empty.” – Lionel Hutz

Happy birthday Brad Bird!

Also, Phil Hartman would’ve been 70 today. Happy birthday.

19
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“How ya doin’ fellas?” – James Taylor
“With all due respect, Mr. Taylor, this isn’t the best time for your unique brand of bittersweet folk-rock. We have a potentially critical situation here. I’m sure you’ll understand.” – Buzz Aldrin
“Listen, Aldrin, I’m not as laid back as people think. Now, here’s the deal: I’m gonna play, and you’re gonna float there and like it.” – James Taylor

16
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Wasted away again in Margaritaville . . . ” – Shary Bobbins
“Searching for my lost shaker of salt . . . Oh, here it is.” – Barney Gumble

07
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Homer’s in the hospital! They think it’s his heart!” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, my God!” – Selma Bouvier
“What?” – Patty Bouvier
“Five cents off wax paper.” – Selma Bouvier

Happy birthday Julie Kavner! 

20
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“The county is threatening to take my Seymour away! Oh, we had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow. I kept screeching and screeching at him…” – Agnes Skinner

Happy Birthday Tress MacNeille!

13
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“Officer, arrest the baby.” – C.M. Burns
“Yeah, right, pops, no jury in the world’s gonna convict a baby. . . . maybe Texas.” – Chief Wiggum

Happy Birthday Greg Daniels!

06
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“Ironic, isn’t it, Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you!” – C.M. Burns
“You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.” – Mr. Smithers

Sam Simon would’ve been 63 today. Happy birthday.

27
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“Mr. Simpson, I presume.” – Not Henry Morton Stanley

Happy birthday, George Meyer! 

15
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“I read about what happens to kids whose parents no longer love and cherish each other. They go through eight separate stages. Right now, I’m in stage three: fear. You’re in stage two: denial.” – Lisa Simpson
“No, I’m not.” – Bart Simpson
“Yes, you are.” – Lisa Simpson
“No, I’m not!” – Bart Simpson
“Yes, you are!” – Lisa Simpson
“Am not! Am not! Am not!” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday David Silverman!

15
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Young man, you need to do some serious boning!” – Principal Skinner

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Das Bus”! Original airdate 15 Feb 1998. (Oh, and happy birthday to some guy name Groening.)




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