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17
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“After extensive biological and anatomical testing, I regret to announce that the evidence we have is inconclusive. This thing may or may not be human.” – Dr. Marvin Monroe
“That’s what he thinks. I say it’s none other than Bigfoot in the flesh.” – German Scientist
“Oh, no, I disagree. I think it is a man. The eyes had a glimmer of human intelligence.” – French Scientist
“Really? A glimmer in the eyes? What about the sloping ape-like forehead?” – British Scientist
“Oh, the guys at work are going to have a field day with this.” – Homer Simpson

16
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“You’re being ridiculous.” – Marge Simpson
“Am I, Marge? Am I? Think of the property values! Now we can never say only straight people have been in this house.” – Homer Simpson

15
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“You don’t look so rich.” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t let the haircut fool you, I’m exceedingly wealthy.” – Bill Gates

Happy birthday Matt Groening! 

15
Feb
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Here’s what we’re gonna do. We’ll unload the kids on Patty and Selma Saturday night and then we’ll eat until they kick us out of the place, just like old times!” – Homer Simpson
“Saturday night? I’m not even sure my sisters will be available.” – Marge Simpson
“I’ll take that bet.” – Homer Simpson

13
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“I didn’t do it.” – Bart Simpson

12
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“This year, give her English Muffins . . . whatever you say, Mr. Billboard!” – Homer Simpson

11
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“Oh, I can’t go to jail! I got a swanky lifestyle! I’m used to the best!” – Krusty the Klown
“Krusty, this is America. We don’t send our celebrities to jail.” – IRS Guy




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