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23
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“It’s my year, Marge! Everyone knows I’m what makes this city great.” – Homer Simpson
“I don’t know. There’s a lot of buzz around Lenny.” – Marge Simpson

20
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Take a hike, boss. I’m running things now.” – Golden Homer
“All hail King Homer.” – C.M. Burns

18
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Do you know what prison is like for a lifelong conservative Republican? In our overcrowded cell, we became little more than beasts. . . . Who used my chapstick?” – Sideshow Bob
“Oh, I did. Here you go.” – Prisoner
“I don’t want it.” – Sideshow Bob

17
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Our top secret tonight, gay divorcee Luann van Houten has been cheating on her boyfriend Pyro with his best friend Gyro.” – Lisa Simpson
“How many times have I fought beside you, Gyro? And this is how you repay me!” – Pyro

16
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Lisa, ham hock? Tri-tip?” – Homer Simpson
“Do we have any food that wasn’t brutally slaughtered?” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, I think the veal might’ve died of loneliness.” – Homer Simpson

15
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“The dump?” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, we’re gonna get rid of the Christmas tree. Starting to turn brown. Wanna come with?” – Homer Simpson
“No, no, I don’t feel like going to a trash pile today.” – Marge Simpson
“It’s your life. We’ll bring you back something nice.” – Homer Simpson

14
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Nothing spells fun like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!” – Ned Flanders
“Stu, you should buy that.” – Stu’s Friend
“Hey, Disco Stu doesn’t advertise.” – Disco Stu

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Two Bad Neighbors”! Original airdate 14 Jan 1996.




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