Archive for the 'QotD' Category

11
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“Ah, the daily newspaper. Ooh! The Springfield men’s shelter is giving away sixty soiled mattresses!” – Homer Simpson

10
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“Wow, I bet if God wore pants, he’d have a belt like that.” – Milhouse van Houten
“This isn’t a belt. It’s a tactical pants retaining system.” – Bart Simpson

10
Nov
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“First, patch the cracks in the slab using a latex patching compound and a patching trowel.” – Troy McClure
“Hand me my patching trowel, boy.” – Homer Simpson

08
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“I think we lost ’em! Hey, and we’re at the ballpark! Alright, two birds with one stone!” – Otto

07
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“Isn’t there like a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies that ran away from home?” – Homer Simpson
“I sincerely hope not.” – Grateful Gelding Lady

06
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“Congratulations, Simpson, you just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There’s no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!” – Principal Skinner
“There’s not? Ya used me, Skinner! Ya used me!” – Groundskeeper Willie

05
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“What can I do to speed the whole thing up, doctor?” – Homer Simpson
“Well, be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.” – Dr. Nick Riviera
“You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!” – Bart Simpson
“Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?” – Dr. Nick Riviera




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