Archive for the 'QotD' Category

19
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“Look, boy, now I’m in Australia! Now I’m in America! Australia! America! Australia! America!” – Homer Simpson
“I get it, Dad.” – Bart Simpson
“Australia! America! Australia! America!” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, that’s enough.” – Marge Simpson
“Australia! America!” – Homer Simpson
“Here in America we don’t tolerate that kind of crap, sir!” – Embassy Marine

18
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“Will somebody help her?” – Homer Simpson
“Look, Maggie! Birdies!” – Lisa Simpson

Happy 30th Anniversary to “The Call of The Simpsons”! 

17
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“Alright, now all we need is a name.” – Lisa Simpson
“How ’bout Blabbermouth: The Jerky Doll For Jerks?” – Bart Simpson
“How ’bout Minerva, after the Roman goddess of wisdom.” – Lisa Simpson
“Not enough commercial appeal.” – Stacy Lovell
“Wendy Windbag? Ugly Doris? Hortense the Muleface Doll!” – Bart Simpson
“I think we should name her after Lisa. We’ll call her Lisa Lionheart.” – Stacy Lovell
“No, Loudmouth Lisa! Stupid Lisa Garbageface! I can’t stand this any longer, somebody please pat attention to me!” – Bart Simpson

16
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“Aww, Moe, we were saved by a sissy.” – Barney Gumble
“Yeah, yeah, we’ll never live it down. Oh, boy, it looks like it’s suicide again for me.” – Moe

15
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“I’m glad we’re stranded. It’ll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing. We’re gonna live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday Matt Groening! 

14
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“Homer, you will find her a man!” – Marge Simpson
“Alright.” – Homer Simpson
“And not just any man!” – Marge Simpson
“Okay.” – Homer Simpson
“He should be honest and caring and well off . . . and handsome.” – Marge Simpson
“Hey! Why should she have a better husband that you do?” – Homer Simpson

13
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“Oh, you want a rock fight, eh?” – Homer Simpson




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