Archive for the 'QotD' Category

20
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“And the windows are from the old liquor bottles we collected. . . . Hey! I thought I told you to stop licking my windows!” – C.M. Burns
“I know. You told me. And when I woke up this morning, I said, Barney, you’re not gonna lick that man’s windows…” – Barney Gumble

19
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Oh, for pete’s sakes, why is that monkey wearing a diaper?” – Marge Simpson
“Enh.” – Homer Simpson & Mojo the Helper Monkey

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Girly Edition”! Original airdate 19 April 1998.

18
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Uh, let’s see. The exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or, as the Indians call it, maize. Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts. Thank you.” – Bart Simpson

17
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Hey, what’s goin’ on on this side?” – Cletus The Slack Jawed Yokel

16
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Otto, why don’t you get some more gas. Here’s the ‘credit card’.” – Principal Skinner
“Ugh.” – Otto
“And a mint for afterwards!” – Principal Skinner

14
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn’t there something you’d like to say?” – Marge Simpson
“There sure is: kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.” – Homer Simpson

13
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“You a winner! Ha ha ha! You a winner! Ha ha ha! You a winner! Ha ha ha!” – Pachinko Machine




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