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11
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“No! The slide is perfectly safe! This was an isolated incident!” – Krusty the Klown
“I understand that, Krusty. But, Krusty! Isn’t that exactly what you said right before the recall of tainted Krusty brand mayonnaise?” – Kent Brockman
“Now, Kent, you know that question is out of bounds! This interview is over!” – Krusty the Klown

10
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Supper time, boys!” – Ned Flanders
“Oh, boy, liver!” – Rod Flanders
“Iron helps us play!” – Todd Flanders

09
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please, do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.” – TV Announcer
“Well, I’ll be damned.” – Chief Clancy Wiggum

08
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“That MacGyver’s a genius.” – Selma Bouvier
“First of all, he’s not a genius. He’s an actor. And second, he’s not much of an actor.” – Sideshow Bob
“You’re lying! You’re lying!” – Selma Bouvier
“No, Selma, this is lying: That was a well plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.” – Sideshow Bob

07
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“God is angry. We’ve made a false idol of this Brad Goodman!” – Rev. Lovejoy

06
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Just ask this scientician.” – Troy McClure

05
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Good morning, Agent Johnson. The film you are about to see is top secret and contains adult situations.” – Narrator




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