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18
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Dad, do you mind? Your feet are really close to my potato.” – Lisa Simpson
“Your potato? You can’t like, own, a potato, man. It’s one of Mother Earth’s creatures.” – Homer Simpson

17
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Where you been? The Isotopes are on fire!” – Carl
“Yeah, that sniper at the all-star game was a blessing in disguise.” – Moe

16
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Yep, so because of me, all the dorms now have security phones.” – Homer Simpson

15
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“You could hand out these flyers for the neighborhood rummage sale. You’ll get some fresh air and exercise!” – Marge Simpson
“Enh, I’ll do it anyway.” – Marge Simpson

14
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“By itself something like this might not call for an extreme penalty. But this is not an isolated incident. Bart’s behavior is unruly, he’s frequently absent from school, then gives teachers pathetic excuse notes that are obviously childish forgeries when compared to . . . well.” – Principal Skinner

Happy 30th(!) anniversary to Bart the Genius! 

14
Jan
20

Makeup Quote of the Day

♫”Simpson . . . Homer, Simpson! He’s the greatest guy in history!
From the . . . town of Springfield! He’s about to hit a chestnut tree!”♫ – Homer Simpson

14
Jan
20

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“The evening began at the gentlemen’s club where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.” – Homer Simpson
“Mr. Simpson, it’s a felony to lie to the FBI.” – Agent Scully
“We were sitting in Barney’s car eating packets of mustard, you happy?” – Homer Simpson




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