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21
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

♬”When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life
Bills to pay, a dead end job, and problems with the wife…
But don’t throw in the towel, cause there’s a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away…”♬

21
Nov
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Homer!” – Marge Simpson
“That’s my name!” – Homer Simpson
“When I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death you told me no.” – Marge Simpson

21
Nov
19

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“I guess guys like us just can’t get a break. Well, at least I can’t sink any lower . . . Come back, diaper! Come back! . . . Hi, ma!” – Barney Gumble

18
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“Ugh, I’m taking a bath on this.” – Krusty the Klown
“We tried to tell you, these are unmanned oil rigs.” – Accountant

16
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“I thought you were just a marketing gimmick.” – Lisa Simpson
“There was a time when that was true. But now, I am so much more!” – Senor Ding-Dong

Happy Birthday John Swartzwelder!

16
Nov
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Aw, give up, home boy, there’s a six stroke limit.” – Bart Simpson
“I know. I can still make this for five.” – Homer Simpson

14
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“As the wife of the minister, I’m privy to a lot of sensitive information . . . and here it is. Marge’s husband doesn’t earn much, and the family’s a mess! And, quite frankly, I think she . . .” – Helen Lovejoy
“Let the record show that the witness made the Drinky-Drinky motion.” – Blue Haired Lawyer

Happy birthday, Maggie Roswell!




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