Archive for the 'QotD' Category



31
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas-brake-honk. Gas-brake-honk. Honk-honk-punch. Gas-gas-gas.” – Homer Simpson

30
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Alcohol is a way of life! Alcohol is my way of life and I aim to keep it!” – Homer Simpson

29
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I’m going to clown college!” – Homer Simpson
“I don’t think any of us expected him to say that.” – Bart Simpson

28
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Ka-boom! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion which gives birth to the magnificent geode!” – Martin Prince

RIP, Russi Taylor. Thanks for all the laughs.

27
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“We really appreciate you taking the children on such short notice.” – Marge Simpson
“We’ll have fun, won’t we, kids?” – Selma Bouvier
“To get to Duff Gardens I’d ride with Satan himself.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s the spirit!” – Selma Bouvier

26
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Oh, no! He’s going over the falls!” – Carl
“Oh, good, he snagged that tree branch.” – Lenny
“Oh, no! The branch broke off!” – Carl
“Oh, good, he can grab onto them pointy rocks.” – Lenny
“Oh, no! Them rocks broke his arms and legs!” – Carl
“Oh, good, those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him.” – Lenny
“Oh, no! They’re biting him! And stealing his pants.” – Carl

25
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Did you see the bubble?” – Homer Simpson




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