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17
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“I think we’ve heard enough about Larry Burns for one evening.” – Marge Simpson
“Why? It’s not like anything interesting happened to anyone else today?” – Homer Simpson

22
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Bart! Lisa! If you don’t behave we’ll turn this car right around and go home!” – Marge Simpson
“But, Marge, I want to see my brother!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, for God’s sakes, Homer, it’s an empty threat.” – Marge Simpson

16
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

Lisa on Ice2

“Oh yes, we won!  We won!  We won!  Um, unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, heh . . . uh, we won’t be going for pizza.” – Chief Wiggum

08
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Eine minuten, eine minuten! . . . Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein . . . nuisance phone!” – Nondescript Elderly Argentinian
“Buenos notches, mein fuehrer.” – Charming Nazi
“Ja, Ja.” – Nondescript Elderly Argentinian

05
May
18

Quote of the Day

“You know, we’re kind of like the original Odd Couple. You’re the messy one, and I’m-” – Principal Skinner
“Shut up!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, yes. Very well.” – Principal Skinner

04
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Then, on his eighteenth birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion. During his long recuperation, he taught himself to hear and feel pain again.” – Kent Brockman

15
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Look, there’s only one reasonable way to settle this: rock, paper, scissors.” – Lisa Simpson
“Poor, predictable Bart. Always takes rock.” – Lisa’s Brain
“Good old rock, nothing beats that!” – Bart’s Brain
“Rock!” – Bart Simpson
“Paper.” – Lisa Simpson
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson




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