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13
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“You a winner! Ha ha ha! You a winner! Ha ha ha! You a winner! Ha ha ha!” – Pachinko Machine

12
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Although officially I am required to hate you, I want you to know: I do not feel it in my heart.” – Adil

11
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Look, Pop, I’m planning some expert home repairs and I need a pair of bolt cutters, or wire cutters, or something to get the lock off my toolbox.” – Homer Simpson

10
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Let’s see, I want a nice sandwich, but the Joey Bishop, too fatty. The Jackie Mason, I don’t know, sauerkraut makes me gassy. The Bruce Willis? I don’t even like his work. What is this: Krusty the Klown?” – Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky
“That’s ham, sausage, and bacon with a smidge of mayo.” – Waitress
“What?” – Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky
“On white bread.” – Waitress

09
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Is that what we do in this family? When someone becomes an inconvenience we just get rid of them?” – Lisa Simpson
“Hello? Is anybody there? Aww…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

08
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“How did this happen?” – Barney Gumble
“Oh, that. You’ve had that for a while.” – Lenny
“Yeah, I can’t really picture you without it.” – Carl

07
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Thank you, señor MacGyver. You’ve saved our village!” – Villager
“Don’t thank me. Thank the Moon’s gravitational pull.” – MacGyver




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