“Hurry, Marge, if we get there early we can get our pictures taken with the two surviving Musketeers!” – Homer Simpson
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10
Aug
19
Quote of the Day
09
Aug
19
Quote of the Day
“Mrs. Simpson, physically your son is as sound as the dollar. I’m afraid Bart’s severe emotional dysfunction stems from deep seated psychological trauma.” – Dr. Hibbert
08
Aug
19
Quote of the Day
“You don’t have to start drinking right away. I was thinking we could go for a bike ride.” – Marge Simpson
“But, Marge, the bar flies are expecting me, Moe and Barney and that guy who calls me Bill.” – Homer Simpson
“But you look better! You don’t sweat while you eat anymore. And, look, you’ve saved more than a hundred dollars! I found it in your pants.” – Marge Simpson
“Yoink!” – Homer Simpson
07
Aug
19
Quote of the Day
“How could you do this to me, Moe? This bar was going under and it was the drink I invented that saved it. If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!” – Homer Simpson
06
Aug
19
Quote of the Day
“Oh, honey, do you really think you’re pregnant?” – Homer Simpson
“Well, I have the same nausea and craving for pancake mix I did with the other kids.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, and I have the same tightness in my chest and profuse sweating I always get.” – Homer Simpson
05
Aug
19
Quote of the Day
“Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! . . . But you can’t stop at one! You wanna drink another woman! . . . So I says, yeah, if you want that money, come and find it, cause I don’t know where it is ya baloney, you make me wanna retch . . .” – Homer Simpson
04
Aug
19
Quote of the Day
“I’m tired of having this argument every Sunday. Get dressed!” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, stupid itchy church pants. . . . One size fits all, my butt!” – Homer Simpson
“C’mon! We’re going to be late.” – Marge Simpson
“Forget it. I’m not going.” – Homer Simpson
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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