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15
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“I’m glad we’re stranded. It’ll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing. We’re gonna live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday Matt Groening! 

14
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“Homer, you will find her a man!” – Marge Simpson
“Alright.” – Homer Simpson
“And not just any man!” – Marge Simpson
“Okay.” – Homer Simpson
“He should be honest and caring and well off . . . and handsome.” – Marge Simpson
“Hey! Why should she have a better husband that you do?” – Homer Simpson

13
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“Oh, you want a rock fight, eh?” – Homer Simpson

12
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“You mean I get five percent off on everything in the store just because I look like-…I mean, just because I am Krusty the Klown?” – Homer Simpson
“How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year. Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of Gigantic Asses.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

11
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“Lisa, get away from that jazz man!” – Marge Simpson
“But, Mom! Can’t I stay a little longer?” – Lisa Simpson
“Come on, come on, we were worried about you. Nothing personal, I just fear the unfamiliar.” – Marge Simpson

Happy 30th anniversary to “Moaning Lisa”! 

10
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“You are a very lucky man, Apu. You see, the bullet ricocheted off another bullet that was lodged in your chest from a previous robbery.

10
Feb
20

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Once in a great while we are privileged to experience a television event so extraordinary it becomes part of our shared heritage . . . 1969, man walks on the Moon . . . 1971, man walks on the Moon, again. Then for a long time nothing happened.” – Krusty the Klown




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