“I must’ve spent our last ten dollars on this Al Gore doll.” – Martin Prince
“You are hearing me talk.” – Al Gore Doll
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12
Sep
17
Quote of the Day
“Reverend, I’m afraid something terrible has happened.” – 70s Flanders
“Well, sit down and rap with me, brother! That’s what I’m here for.” – 70s Lovejoy
“I was talked into doing a dance called ‘The Bump’. But my hip slipped and my buttocks came into contact with the buttocks of another young man.” – 70s Flanders
“I see.” – 70s Lovejoy
11
Sep
17
Quote of the Day
“I did tip off the Feds as to the whereabouts of our good friend, Milhouse.” – Bart Simpson
“I’m telling you, I didn’t do anything.” – Milhouse van Houten
“I don’t care.” – Not Tommy Lee Jones
(Sorry for the very late quote.)
10
Sep
17
Quote of the Day
“Oh, Marge, don’t let go, no matter what! If they want you in Heaven they gotta take me too.” – Homer Simpson
09
Sep
17
Quote of the Day
“You want me to join Mensa? Oh, that’s wonderful! But don’t I have to take some sort of IQ test?” – Lisa Simpson
“No, Lisa, you’re more than qualified. I’ve shared all your standardized test scores with the other members.” – Principal Skinner
“Aren’t those supposed to be confidential?” – Lisa Simpson
“Welcome to Mensa!” – Principal Skinner
08
Sep
17
Quote of the Day
“Four drink minimum?” – Marge Simpson
“I’ll cover you, honey.” – Homer Simpson
07
Sep
17
Quote of the Day
“I’m sure he’ll over us a fair reward. . . . And then we’ll make him double it!” – Marge Simpson
“Huh?” – Homer, Bart, & Lisa Simpson
“Well, why can’t I be greedy once in a while?” – Marge Simpson
Happy birthday, Julie Kavner!
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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