Archive Page 2

07
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Of course, all these feel good vibes could be traced to one feisty scamp, who taught us that if it feels good: do it.” – Kent Brockman

06
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Excuse me, Mr. Smithers, Bart may be seriously hurt. Could we possibly go ahead of you?” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh . . . no. I really would rather get this taken care of.” – Mr. Smithers

05
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“I messed everything up and now I don’t have any dogs at all!” – Bart Simpson
“There, there, shut up, boy.” – Homer Simpson

04
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“It could not be more simple, Luann. You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is? Cause the cat’s gonna get it.” – Kirk van Houten
“I’m sorry, I’m not as smart as you, Kirk. We didn’t all go to Gudger College.” – Luann van Houten

03
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“That’s a good price for twelve pounds of nutmeg.” – Marge Simpson
“Great selection and rock bottom prices! But where is the love?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Attention Monstromart shoppers: just a reminder that we love each and every one of you.” – PA Announcer
“Awww.” – Customers

02
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“If you ask me, they’re all winners! We’ll be cutting our first forty contestants right after this.” – Troy McClure

02
Aug
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Dad, is this another one of those situations that could be solved by a simple apology?” – Lisa Simpson
“I never apologize, Lisa. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.” – Homer Simpson




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