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04
Dec
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“But for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty.” – Troy McClure

02
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“I’m afraid we’re going to need a bigger place.” – Marge Simpson
“No we won’t. I’ve got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart’s crib, and Bart can sleep with us until he’s twenty-one.” – Homer Simpson
“Won’t that warp him?” – Marge Simpson
“My cousin Frank did it.” – Homer Simpson
“You don’t have a cousin Frank.” – Marge Simpson
“He became Francine back in ’76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.” – Homer Simpson

01
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“Homer, I’ve got to sneak these valuable artworks out of the White House, but I can’t get out of my driveway because of these protesters!” – George Bush the Elder
“Mr. President, those young people are about to get a dose of reality.” – Homer Simpson

So long, Mr. Bush! 

01
Dec
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“I will now read the special vows which Homer has prepared for this occasion. Do you, Marge, take Homer in richness and in poorness, poorness is underlined, in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet powered, monkey navigated . . . and it goes on like this.” – Rev. Lovejoy

29
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“Alright, smart guy, where’s the fire?” – Chief Wiggum
“Over there.” – Homer Simpson
“Okay, you just bought yourself a 317, pointing out police stupidity! . . . Or is that a 314?” – Chief Wiggum

29
Nov
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Of course, there’s no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera. So, let’s turn it on. Now, this technology is new to me, but I’m pretty sure that’s Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over four hundred degrees. He’s literally stewing in his own juices!” – Kent Brockman

27
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“When we come back, we’ll show you the contents of a supermodel’s stomach.” – Guinness Book of World Records Host
“What an age we live in.” – Homer Simpson
“Look at all that Sweet & Low.” – Marge Simpson




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