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15
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Now let’s take a look at a young Charles Bronson’s brief stint replacing Andy Griffith on The Andy Griffith Show.” – Before They Were Famous Host
“Where’s Otis? He’s not in his cell.” – Not Don Knotts
“I shot him.” – Charles Bronson
“Well, that’s-what!?” – Not Don Knotts
“Now I’m going down to Emmett’s Fix It Shop to fix Emmett.” – Charles Bronson

Happy birthday, Mike Reiss! 

14
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Here, honey, you can have the junk mail.” – Marge Simpson
“Gas your termites, freeze your termites, zap your termites, save the termites.” – Bart Simpson

13
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“I must’ve spent our last ten dollars on this Al Gore doll.” – Martin Prince
“You are hearing me talk.” – Al Gore Doll

12
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Reverend, I’m afraid something terrible has happened.” – 70s Flanders
“Well, sit down and rap with me, brother! That’s what I’m here for.” – 70s Lovejoy
“I was talked into doing a dance called ‘The Bump’. But my hip slipped and my buttocks came into contact with the buttocks of another young man.” – 70s Flanders
“I see.” – 70s Lovejoy

11
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“I did tip off the Feds as to the whereabouts of our good friend, Milhouse.” – Bart Simpson
“I’m telling you, I didn’t do anything.” – Milhouse van Houten
“I don’t care.” – Not Tommy Lee Jones

(Sorry for the very late quote.)

10
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Oh, Marge, don’t let go, no matter what! If they want you in Heaven they gotta take me too.” – Homer Simpson

09
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“You want me to join Mensa? Oh, that’s wonderful! But don’t I have to take some sort of IQ test?” – Lisa Simpson
“No, Lisa, you’re more than qualified. I’ve shared all your standardized test scores with the other members.” – Principal Skinner
“Aren’t those supposed to be confidential?” – Lisa Simpson
“Welcome to Mensa!” – Principal Skinner




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