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11
Jun
18
Quote of the Day
10
Jun
18
Quote of the Day
“I felt so left out.” – Homer Simpson
“Kids can be so cruel.” – Marge Simpson
“We can? Thanks, Mom!” – Bart Simpson
“Ow! Cut it out, Bart!” – Lisa Simpson
09
Jun
18
Quote of the Day
“Oh, Lord, protect this rocket house and all who dwell within the rocket house.” – Homer Simpson
08
Jun
18
Quote of the Day
“Please, feel free to express yourselves. In these sessions, we want you to feel relaxed and uninhibited.” – Nurse at New Bedlam Rest Home for the Emotionally Interesting
07
Jun
18
Quote of the Day
“They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous. But if you ask me, if you’re dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die. . . . Bart!” – Homer Simpson
06
Jun
18
Quote of the Day
“Ironic, isn’t it, Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you!” – C.M. Burns
“You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
Sam Simon would’ve been 63 today. Happy birthday.
06
Jun
18
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Mr. Burns, this was all my fault.” – Mr. Smithers
“Don’t concern yourself. If things had turned ugly, I always had my mace.” – C.M. Burns
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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