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13
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“How ’bout ‘He’, two points. Your turn, dear.” – Marge Simpson
“How could anyone make a word out of these lousy letters? Oh, wait, here’s a good one: Do.” – Homer Simpson

12
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“I’m telling you: I saw a creature from another planet!” – Homer Simpson
“Maybe you just dreamed it?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, yeah? Well, when I came to I was covered with a sticky, translucent goo. Explain that!” – Homer Simpson
“More sausage?” – Marge Simpson

11
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“The main thing is to bring in the rubes.” – Cooter
“Do whatever it takes: sweet talk, insults, slang from the 30s that no one uses anymore.” – Spud
“Like rubes?”
“Now you’re on the trolley.” – Spud

10
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“No! Take me! I’m old! . . . That’s what happened. . . . What are you looking at me like that for? You believed his cock and bull story!” – C.M. Burns

09
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Hey, kids, while Sideshow Mel mops up, let’s see the names of our Krusty Birthday Pals for today!” – Krusty the Klown
“Alright, here comes my name! . . . Wow! Best eight bucks I ever spent.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday, Al Jean!

08
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Oh, for the love of God! Somebody get the jaws of life!” – Moe

07
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Well, you’re closing. It’s getting late. My kids are probably wondering where their daddy is. . . . There’s gotta be some other place we can go! Think, Moe! Think!” – Homer Simpson




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