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12
Jun
19
Quote of the Day
12
Jun
19
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Now, I’d like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlit.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
10
Jun
19
Quote of the Day
“Lisa, stop the racket. I’m trying to fix your mother’s camera. Easy . . . easy . . . hmm, I’m gonna need a bigger drill.” – Homer Simpson
10
Jun
19
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Of course, I’m not the only one who benefited from last week’s big payoff. Our state’s schools got their share too. Here lottery officials present Springfield Elementary with a brand new eraser.” – Kent Brockman
“One eraser? Oh, I’m used to my government betraying me. I was in Nam! I served for three-” – Principal Skinner
08
Jun
19
Quote of the Day
“Bart! I asked you to watch your sister!” – Marge Simpson
“I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me.” – Bart Simpson
07
Jun
19
Quote of the Day
“Mr. Burns, it is my sad duty to report that one of your executives has bilked the company insurance plan out of a thousand dollars.” – Mr. Smithers
“What? Blast his hide to Hades! And I was going to buy that ivory back scratcher.” – C.M. Burns
07
Jun
19
Makeup Quote of the Day
“All this senseless violence, I don’t understand its appeal.” – Marge Simpson
“We don’t expect you to, Mom.” – Bart Simpson
“If cartoons were meant for adults, they’d put them on in primetime.” – Lisa Simpson
Sam Simon would’ve been 64 yesterday. Happy (one day belated) birthday.
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