“Homer, what’s happened to you? All this greediness and lying and shifty lawyers and phony doctors…” – Marge Simpson
“Phony doctors? Hello.” – C.M. Burns
“Do you know what I’d settle for if it was up to me? Bart’s medical bills and an apology.” – Marge Simpson
“And you won’t even get that. Sorry, offer’s expired. I guess we’ll just have to let the jury decide, twelve good men and true. Good day. Smithers, release the hounds.” – C.M. Burns
“Hey, boy, how’s the microphone working?” – Homer Simpson
“Fine.” – Bart Simpson
“Hmm, emergency call, gotta go!” – Stern Lecture Plumber
“What should we do until you get back?” – Homer Simpson
“Ah, put a pan down there.” – Stern Lecture Plumber
“Then I just need your five hundred dollar registration fee.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen
“Five hundred dollars! . . . Oh, no problem. Would you take an out of state, two-party bad check?” – Homer Simpson
“Bart’s pain is funny. But mine isn’t.” – Lisa Simpson
“Sunrise! Sunset! Sunrise! Sunset! Sunrise! Sunset! . . . Ahhh! Not to self: stop doing anything.” – Homer Simpson
“They’re singing, Marge! Why aren’t they killing each other?” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, their guns are right there.” – Bart Simpson
“Wait, wait, wait, here comes Lee Marvin. Thank God! He’s always drunk and violent.” – Homer Simpson
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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