“You gonna give me the money or not?” – Clancy Wiggum
“Well, I don’t think so. You don’t even have a trigger on that thing.” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, I had to sell the trigger and most of the handle to feed my family. C’mon, gimme the dough! I can throw this pretty hard!” – Clancy Wiggum
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Quote of the Day
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“Oh, boy, this is gonna get worse before it gets better.” – Chief Wiggum
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“Oh, there’s so little left . . . creamed eels, corn nog, . . . wadded beef?” – Marge Simpson
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“It’s a ghost car! There are ghost cars all over these highways, you know.” – Chief Wiggum
“Hold me.” – Homer Simpson
“Only if you old me.” – Chief Wiggum
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“Okay, I’ll just even this out and . . . Mr. Lazwell, I’ve done it again.” – Squeaky Voiced Barber College Student
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“Then I got this scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet.” – Homer Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Lemme through! Lemme through! I’m her husband!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, that explains a lot.” – Eddie
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“I like our chances, son.” – Homer Simpson
“Ugh. Your father’s not supposed to help build your racer but you should at least consult him about it.” – Soapbox Derby Racing Official
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“That makes twenty-two to sixteen.” – Homer Simpson
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“Why don’t you buy it?” – Bart Simpson
“I can’t buy that. Only management type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that. . . . Guys like me! I’m a guy like me!” – Homer Simpson
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“Nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane. And you must be the man who didn’t know if he had a pimple or a boil.” – Jay Sherman
“It was a gummy bear.” – Homer Simpson
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“Screw the honor system, my car needs me!” – Snake
“Hey, you’re ruining it for the rest of us!” – Kearney
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“Now, unfortunately, our school clocks have been running fast all semester. So, today, we all have to stay two extra hours to make up for the time we lost. Ha!” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Ohhh.” – Students
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“Look, Marge! A restaurant owned by celebrities! I always wanted to be a celebrity!” – Homer Simpson
“Yes, it’s true, the entire menu was personally approved by my secretary.” – Rainier Wolfcastle
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“Must kill Moe . . . Wheee! . . . Must kill Moe . . . Wheee!” – Homer Simpson
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“It all started on the thirteenth hour of the thirteenth day of the thirteenth month. We were there to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.” – Marge Simpson
“Lousy Smarch weather.” – Homer Simpson
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“Come on, move your butt! You’re blocking traffic!” – Marge Simpson
“That’s no way to address Sir-Drinks-A-Lot.” – Homer Simpson
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“One ocean tango, we are in pursuit of a speeding individual driving a red . . . car, license number: Eggplant-Xerxes-Crybaby-Overbite-Narwhal.” – Eddie
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“Evening, Simpson. You got a short in your tail light. Started blinking when you made that turn.” – Chief Wiggum
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