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17
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Dad, do you think I might see your plutonium isolation module?” – Adil
“Uh, maybe? Hold on a second. . . Hey, Lenny, does this place have one of those plutonium isolation deals?” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, over in sector twelve.” – Lenny
“Sector twelve?” – Homer Simpson
“Third floor, by the candy machines.” – Lenny
“Oh, that sector twelve.” – Homer Simpson

17
Apr
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Alright, the battlefield is just a half mile ahead. Begin braking procedure!” – Principal Skinner

15
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Hello, Dondelinger.” – Old Homer Simpson
“Simpson, is that a plunger stuck on your head?” – Old Dondelinger
“D’oh!” – Old Homer Simpson

14
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Sir! Try to land on Leonard’s carcass!” – Mr. Smithers

13
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish?  Then why’d I have the bowl, Bart?  Why did I have the bowl?” – Milhouse van Houten

12
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Sir, that’s by Homer Simpson. I don’t think you want to buy it.” – Mr. Smithers
“Smithers, years ago I blew the chance to buy Picasso’s Guernica for a song. Luckily that song was ‘White Christmas’ and by hanging onto it I made billions.” – C.M. Burns

11
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“No! The slide is perfectly safe! This was an isolated incident!” – Krusty the Klown
“I understand that, Krusty. But, Krusty! Isn’t that exactly what you said right before the recall of tainted Krusty brand mayonnaise?” – Kent Brockman
“Now, Kent, you know that question is out of bounds! This interview is over!” – Krusty the Klown




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