“Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always. That old man up front, he is starved for attention. He will talk the cashier’s head off.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“There’s an interesting behind this nickle. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three, medium brown…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“I’m not gonna let ’em treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because he’s the new guy!” – Homer Simpson
“Right on, Mr. S.” – Roy
“Put a sock in it, Roy.” – Homer Simpson
“Wait, I’m confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?” – Homer Simpson
“What are you talking about? There’s nothing like that in there.” – Movementarian Guy
“Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.” – Homer Simpson
“Good evening, Azran, Carver of Graven Images.” – Homer the Thief
“Ah, good evening, Homer the Thief. How is business?” – Azran, Carver of Graven Images
“Been a little slow these past few months. Not much to steal in the desert, you know?” – Homer the Thief
“Ah, do not worry, my friend. I figure we’ll be wandering out here another two weeks, tops.” – Azran, Carver of Graven Images
“You gotta stop being so trusting, Chief.” – Lou
“I’d rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.” – Chief Wiggum
“Over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that, for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn’t seem to matter now, so . . . the following people are gay.” – Kent Brockman
“Turn it off.” – Marge Simpson
“Just a second.” – Homer Simpson
“That could be Dad, station wagon, luggage rack . . .” – Bart Simpson
♫”I am woman hear me roar! In numbers too big to ignore! And I know too much to go back to pretend!”♫ – Lady Homer
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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