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18
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“And you’ll find that saving for your future is far more thrilling than any roller coaster.” – Bank Professional In an Ape Costume
“Really? Wow! I should’ve started a long time ago!” – Bart Simpson
“Um-hmm, now fill out these forms. I’m sure you’ll find them more exciting than a weekend with Batman.” – Bank Professional in a Ape Costume

17
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Hey, sorry! I thought you were a deer.” – Mike Scioscia
“That’s okay, happens all the time.” – Mr. Smithers

16
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Simpson, I always thought you were sneaky and manipulative. But now I see you’re really a very sensitive little boy.” – Principal Skinner
“Thank you, sir.” – Bart Simpson
“Aww.” – Principal Skinner

15
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Welcome to Remedial Science 1A. My wife recently passed away, I thought teaching might ease my loneliness.” – Dondelinger
“Will this be on the test?” – Homer Simpson
“No!” – Dondelinger
“Oh.” – Homer Simpson

14
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Holy cats, man! We’re starting to wobble!” – C.M. Burns
“Get . . . me . . . to . . . a . . . hospital. You . . . have . . . to . . . peddle.” – Mr. Smithers
“Oh, Tuttle’s Sunday trousers!” – C.M. Burns

13
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“I love this song. Shut up! I love this song. . . . Shut up, Lou. . . . I’m jamming, jamming, and I hope you like jamming too . . .” – Chief Wiggum

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Canine Mutiny”! Original airdate: 13 April 1997.

12
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“I got a mink shammy, sir, I hope it-…Oh, my god, Mr. Burns is dead! Oh, why do the good always die so young?” – Mr. Smithers




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