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08
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“I have a responsibility to raise these children right. And unless you change I’ll have to tell them their father is, well, wicked.” – Marge Simpson
“Kids, let me tell you about another so called ‘wicked’ guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn’t always do what other people thought was right, and that man’s name was . . . I forget. But the point is . . . I forget that, too. Marge, you know who I’m talking about, he used to drive that blue car.” – Homer Simpson

08
Oct
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Oh, no, Dad’s been drugged.” – Lisa Simpson
“No, he hasn’t.” – Marge Simpson

08
Oct
18

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“Excuse me, no banging your head on the display case, pleas, it contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.” – Comic Book Guy

05
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Seymour, I’ll bet you a steak dinner those books are still here. All we have to do is search every locker.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, Bart, I’m not sure random locker searches are permitted by the Supreme Court.” – Principal Skinner
“Pfft, Supreme Court, what have they done for us lately?” – Bart Simpson
“Let’s move.” – Principal Skinner

04
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Finally, I just stopped caring. Luckily, by then it was the 80s and no one noticed.” – Rev. Lovejoy

04
Oct
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Thank you for coming.” – Principal Skinner
“Thank you for getting me out of work.” – Homer Simpson

02
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Stop everything! I don’t remember writing a check for bowling.” – C.M. Burns
“The memo says, “To my pal Poppin’ Fresh’.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ah, yes, that greedy grasping glob of chemicals.” – C.M. Burns
“Probably one of your ether induced hallucinations, sir. I’ll check the employee files to see who could pull off such an impersonation. . . . It was either Pops Freshenmeyer or Homer Simpson.” – Mr. Smithers

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