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22
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“Now, whose calculator can tell me what seven times eight is?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Ooh, ooh, ooooh! Low battery?” – Milhouse van Houten
“Whatever.” – Mrs. Krabappel

22
Mar
20

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Well, Simpson, did you learn something today?” – Chief Wiggum
“Ooh, did I ever! And that herbal anger rinse just washed the rage right out of me.” – Marge Simpson

22
Mar
20

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“Homer, are you alright?” – Marge Simpson
“I guess so, but that first month was pretty rough.” – Homer Simpson
“You’ve only been gone two days.” – Marge Simpson
“Really? Without teevee it’s hard to know when one day begins and the other ends.” – Homer Simpson

19
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“I thought you said you’d tell me about my true love.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, you’ll have a true love. But I specialize in foretelling the relationships where you get jerked around.” – Renaissance Faire Fortune Teller

18
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“Now, this is living, eh, kids? Hot pizza! The food of kings!” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t be scared, Dad. It’s not so hard taking care of us.” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, I’m not scared. I think it’s a great chance to spend some time with you kids. Your mother always gets to be alone with you, and now it’s my turn . . . Does the time always drag like this?” – Homer Simpson

Happy 30th anniversary to “Life on the Fast Lane”! 

17
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“What’s so special about this game anyway? It’s just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the world’s largest pizza, so we burned down their city hall.” – Lisa Simpson

16
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“You gonna give me the money or not?” – Clancy Wiggum
“Well, I don’t think so. You don’t even have a trigger on that thing.” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, I had to sell the trigger and most of the handle to feed my family. C’mon, gimme the dough! I can throw this pretty hard!” – Clancy Wiggum




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