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11
Feb
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always. That old man up front, he is starved for attention. He will talk the cashier’s head off.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“There’s an interesting behind this nickle. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three, medium brown…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

09
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“I’m not gonna let ’em treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because he’s the new guy!” – Homer Simpson
“Right on, Mr. S.” – Roy
“Put a sock in it, Roy.” – Homer Simpson

09
Feb
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Wait, I’m confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?” – Homer Simpson
“What are you talking about? There’s nothing like that in there.” – Movementarian Guy
“Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.” – Homer Simpson

07
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“Good evening, Azran, Carver of Graven Images.” – Homer the Thief
“Ah, good evening, Homer the Thief. How is business?” – Azran, Carver of Graven Images
“Been a little slow these past few months. Not much to steal in the desert, you know?” – Homer the Thief
“Ah, do not worry, my friend. I figure we’ll be wandering out here another two weeks, tops.” – Azran, Carver of Graven Images

06
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“You gotta stop being so trusting, Chief.” – Lou
“I’d rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.” – Chief Wiggum

05
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“Over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that, for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn’t seem to matter now, so . . . the following people are gay.” – Kent Brockman
“Turn it off.” – Marge Simpson
“Just a second.” – Homer Simpson

04
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“That could be Dad, station wagon, luggage rack . . .” – Bart Simpson
♫”I am woman hear me roar! In numbers too big to ignore! And I know too much to go back to pretend!”♫ – Lady Homer




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