“Hi! I’m Troy McClure! You might remember me from such educational films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun, and Firecrackers: The Silent Killer.” – Troy McClure
Phil Hartman would’ve been sixty-eight today. Happy birthday, Phil.
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24
Sep
16
Quote of the Day
23
Sep
16
Quote of the Day
“Students, I have an announcement. One of your favorite comic book heroes, Radio Man…” – Principal Skinner
“Radioactive Man, stupid!” – Nelson Muntz
“…strange, I shouldn’t have been able to hear that.” – Principal Skinner
22
Sep
16
Quote of the Day
“Ah, my gym shorts.” – Bart Simpson
21
Sep
16
Quote of the Day
“Mom, are those rabbits dead?” – Lisa Simpson
“No. No, Lisa, they’re just sleeping . . . upside down . . . and inside out.” – Marge Simpson
20
Sep
16
Quote of the Day
“From this day forward: I am an inventor!” – Homer Simpson
“Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants.” – Sarcastic Guy
19
Sep
16
Quote of the Day
“Forget it, pal. There’s only one way out of here and it ain’t pretty.” – Not Jack Nicholson
“What’s that?” – Homer Simpson
“Dating the nurse.” – Not Jack Nicholson
18
Sep
16
Quote of the Day
“Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me.” – Homer Simpson
“You stupid, ha ha ha…” – TV
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
Happy birthday David Mirkin!
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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