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20
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

Sanctuary!

“Sanctuary! Sanctuary!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, why did I teach him that word?” – Reverend Lovejoy

19
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

WatchYourCamera

“Australia was originally founded as a settlement for British convicts. . . . Lisa, watch your camera.” – Marge Simpson

18
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

Duffless17

“Your license is hereby revoked! And you are to attend traffic school and two months of alconon meetings.” – Judge
“Your honer, I’d like that last remark stricken from the record.” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Judge

17
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

ImprovStacy

“Look, Achy Breaky Stacy for a dollar ninety-nine!” – Little Girl #1
“Live from the Improv Stacy’s only eighty-nine cents!” – Little Girl #2
“Ewww.” – Little Girls

16
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

Lisa the Iconoclast17

“You and your daughter ain’t welcome here no more! Barney, show ’em the exit.” – Moe
“There’s an exit?” – Barney Gumble

15
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

Das Bus12

“…And Bingo was his name-o!” – Annoying Children
“Man, I don’t know why I bought this stupid tape.” – Otto

14
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

RestaurantPrisonRiot

“If it isn’t little Jimmy Pierson, class of ’71 I believe.” – Principal Skinner
“Good evening, Principal Skinner.” – Jimmy Pierson
“Pierson! Get this woman a glass of water immediately, and tuck in your shirt . . . Nearly thirty and still working as a busboy. I tell you, standardized testing never lies.” – Principal Skinner




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