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17
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

IgnoreAllDistractions

“Now, keep your head down. Ignore all distractions…” – Tom Kite

16
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

Faith Off7

“Finally, a chance to relive my golden college years.” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, you only took one course.” – Lisa Simpson
“Remember my love affair with Ali McGraw? She used to call me preppy. Then she died.” – Homer Simpson

15
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

Hello

“Thank God, it’s Friday.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Hello?  Hello?” – Hans Moleman

14
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

IHateFrance

“Stupid grapes! Bunch of creeps! I. Hate. France!” – Bart Simpson

13
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

Lisa the Skeptic8

“Well, it appears science has faltered once again in the face of overwhelming religious evidence.” – Rev. Lovejoy
“But-” – Lisa Simpson
“Go home, science girl!” – Moe
“I am home.” – Lisa Simpson
“Good. Stay there.” – Moe

Happy birthday David S/X Cohen!

12
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

Bart Carny8

“Now, this geek bit is pretty straightforward. You just bite the heads off the chickens and take a bow. Go on, give it a try. Remember: big smiles!” – Rich Texan

11
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

Blood Feud20

“Hey, come on, Joey! Do you have to twist my arm?” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, I don’t tell you how to do your job, okay?” – Joey




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