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11
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Could you open the window? The cops have Daddy’s prints on file.” – Homer Simpson

10
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Did you bring the pre-whacked snakes? . . . Beautiful.” – Mayor Quimby

Happy Whacking Day, everybody!

09
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Did you make any money?” – Marge Simpson
“Not yet, but at least I’m in a lot of pain.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, well, I think what you’re doing for Mrs. Glick is very nice. The poor old thing doesn’t have anybody.” – Marge Simpson
“There’s a reason.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday James L. Brooks!

08
May
19

Quote of the Day

“We are a town of low brows, no brows, and ignorami. We have eight malls but no symphony, thirty-two bars but no alternative theater, thirteen stores that begin with ‘Le Sex’.” – Lisa Simpson

07
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Careful, now, these are dangerous streets for us upper-lower-middle class types. So avoid eye contact, watch your pocketbook, and suspect everyone.” – Homer Simpson
“Three card monte!” – Snake
“Woo-hoo! Easy money!” – Homer Simpson

06
May
19

Quote of the Day

“We’re out of Subliminally Slim.” – Warehouse Guy
“Enh, just send him the vocabulary builder.” – Other Warehouse Guy
“Here ya go, fatso.” – Warehouse Guy

06
May
19

Makeup Birthday Quote of the Day

“Ah, not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.” – Homer Simpson
“That’s specious reasoning, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“Thank you, honey.” – Homer Simpson
“By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh. How does it work?” – Homer Simpson
“It doesn’t work.” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson
“It’s just a stupid rock.” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson
“But I don’t see any tigers around here, do you?” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, I want to buy your rock.” – Homer Simpson

Happy (one day belated) birthday, Josh Weinstein!




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