Posts Tagged ‘22 Short Films About Springfield

09
Jul
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Want me to cut off the gum or just style it?” – Snippy Longstocking Barber

11
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Move a muscle and I’ll blow this wino’s head off!” – Snake
“I’m behind three inches of bullet proof glass. Do your worst.” – Moe
“Alright.” – Snake
“No! Stay out of there! Stay out of there! Oh, Good God, no!” – Moe
“Ho, goodbye student loan payments!” – Snake

17
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Hey, what’s goin’ on on this side?” – Cletus The Slack Jawed Yokel

14
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Holy cats, man! We’re starting to wobble!” – C.M. Burns
“Get . . . me . . . to . . . a . . . hospital. You . . . have . . . to . . . peddle.” – Mr. Smithers
“Oh, Tuttle’s Sunday trousers!” – C.M. Burns

14
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

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“Do you find something comical about my appearance when I’m driving my automobile?” – Tall Guy
“Yeah.” – Nelson Muntz
“Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall.  This was the largest auto that I could afford.  Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?” – Tall Guy
“I guess so.” – Nelson Muntz

Happy 20th Anniversary to “22 Short Films About Springfield”!  Original airdate 14 April 1996.

03
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, you know what? I could call my ma while I’m up here. Hey, ma! Get off the dang roof!” – Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel

10
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

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“Seymour, the house is on fire!” – Agnes Skinner
“No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights.” – Principal Skinner
“Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow.  But, I must say, you steam a good ham.” – Superintendent Chalmers

17
Apr
15

Quote of the Day

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“Swing serenade is brought to you by Gorman’s Ear Guards.  GUARD YOUR EARS! . . . with Gorman’s.” – Radio Announcer

14
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

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“Free nose jobs for everybody!  You first.” – Dr. Nick
“Gimme a Van Heflin.” – Jasper

24
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

Regional Dialect

“You call hamburgers ‘Steamed Hams’?” – Superintendent Chalmers
“Yes.  It’s a regional dialect.” – Principal Skinner
“Uh-huh, what region?” – Superintendent Chalmers
“Uh, upstate New York.” – Principal Skinner
“Really.  Well, I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase ‘Steamed Hams’.” – Superintendent Chalmers
“Oh, not in Utica, no, it’s an Albany expression.” – Principal Skinner

11
Apr
14

Quote of the Day

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“Mom, someone threw gum in my hair!” – Lisa Simpson
“Are you sure?  Maybe it’s just shampoo.  That washes right out.” – Marge Simpson

01
Jul
13

Quote of the Day

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“Milhouse, do you ever think about the people in those cars?” – Bart Simpson
“I try not to.  It makes it harder to spit on ’em.” – Milhouse van Houten

05
Jun
12

Quote of the Day

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“Hi, everybody.  Now, tell Dr. Nick, where is the trouble.” – Dr. Nick Riviera
“I’m edgy, I got ants in my pants, I’m discombobulated!  Get me a calmative!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Slow down, sir, you’re going to give yourself skin failure!  Okay, now, the symptoms you describe point to ‘bonus eruptus’, it’s a terrible disorder where the skeleton tries to leap out the mouth and escape the body.” – Dr. Nick Riviera

10
Mar
12

Quote of the Day

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“Mom, Dad threw his beer can at the Miracle-Gro guy on TV.  Can I recycle it?” – Lisa Simpson
“Why not?” – Marge Simpson

31
May
11

Quote of the Day

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“Help me.” – Mr. Smithers
“Holy smokes, you need booze!” – Dr. Nick Riviera

02
Dec
10

Quote of the Day

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“Hey Brandine, you might could wear these to your job interview.” – Cletus
“And scuff up the topless dancin’ runway?  Nah, you best brang ’em back where from you got ’em.” – Brandine

17
Aug
10

Quote of the Day

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“That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore; it is worth one hundred and fifty dollars.” – Comic Book Guy
“What can I get for seventy-five cents?” – Milhouse van Houten
“Ugh, you may purchase this charming Hamburglar adventure, a child has already solved the jumble using crayons.  The answer is ‘fries’.” – Comic Book Guy

20
Mar
10

Quote of the Day

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“You took four minutes of my life and I want them back! . . . Oh, I’d only waste them anyway.” – Hans Moleman

04
Dec
09

Quote of the Day

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“Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complains against you.  Of the 160 gravest charges the most troubling are, performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant . . .” – Competent Doctor
“But I cleaned them with my napkin.” – Dr. Nick Riviera
“. . . misuse of the cadavers . . .” – Competent Doctor
“I get here earlier when I drive in the carpool lane.” – Dr. Nick Riviera

02
May
09

Quote of the Day

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“You know the funniest thing though?  It’s the little differences.” – Lou

“Example.” – Chief Wiggum

“Well at McDonald’s you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right?  But they don’t call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.” – Lou

“Get out, well what do they call it?” – Chief Wiggum

“A quarter pounder with cheese.” – Lou

“Quarter pounder with cheese?  Well I can picture the cheese, but uh . . . do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum based beverages?” – Chief Wiggum

“Mmm-hmm, they call ‘em shakes.” – Lou

“Shakes.  You don’t know what you’re getting.” – Eddie




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