Posts Tagged ‘22 Short Films About Springfield

14
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Holy cats, man! We’re starting to wobble!” – C.M. Burns
“Get . . . me . . . to . . . a . . . hospital. You . . . have . . . to . . . peddle.” – Mr. Smithers
“Oh, Tuttle’s Sunday trousers!” – C.M. Burns

14
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

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“Do you find something comical about my appearance when I’m driving my automobile?” – Tall Guy
“Yeah.” – Nelson Muntz
“Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall.  This was the largest auto that I could afford.  Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?” – Tall Guy
“I guess so.” – Nelson Muntz

Happy 20th Anniversary to “22 Short Films About Springfield”!  Original airdate 14 April 1996.

03
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, you know what? I could call my ma while I’m up here. Hey, ma! Get off the dang roof!” – Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel

10
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

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“Seymour, the house is on fire!” – Agnes Skinner
“No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights.” – Principal Skinner
“Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow.  But, I must say, you steam a good ham.” – Superintendent Chalmers

17
Apr
15

Quote of the Day

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“Swing serenade is brought to you by Gorman’s Ear Guards.  GUARD YOUR EARS! . . . with Gorman’s.” – Radio Announcer

14
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

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“Free nose jobs for everybody!  You first.” – Dr. Nick
“Gimme a Van Heflin.” – Jasper

24
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

Regional Dialect

“You call hamburgers ‘Steamed Hams’?” – Superintendent Chalmers
“Yes.  It’s a regional dialect.” – Principal Skinner
“Uh-huh, what region?” – Superintendent Chalmers
“Uh, upstate New York.” – Principal Skinner
“Really.  Well, I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase ‘Steamed Hams’.” – Superintendent Chalmers
“Oh, not in Utica, no, it’s an Albany expression.” – Principal Skinner




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