Posts Tagged ‘A Fish Called Selma

24
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“Remember when we were kids, we used to dream about our ideal husbands? Who knew the dream would come true for one of us? . . . Oh, come on, guess which one!” – Selma McClure
“I know! I know! It’s Selma, right?” – Homer Simpson

24
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

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“Having a baby isn’t supposed to be work.  It’s supposed to be an expression of the feelings we’re supposed to have for each other.” – Selma McClure
“Oh, like how we built that snowman together in that Newport ad? Remember how alive with pleasure they said we were?” – Troy McClure

20
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, Homer, isn’t this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy McClure?” – Lenny
“Pfft, Troy McClure, he’s a washed up movie star!  He could be dating washed up supermodels.” – Homer Simpson

24
Mar
15

Quote of the Day

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“Selma, Jub-Jub is fantastic! He’s everywhere you wanna be!” – Troy McClure

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04
Oct
14

Quote of the Day

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“All these celebrities on the walls.  I just know a big star like you is up there somewhere.” – Selma Bouvier
“Ah, yes, I’m over there.” – Troy McClure

10
Apr
14

Quote of the Day

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“So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.” – Troy McClure
“I think I’m getting repetitive stress disorder from scratching my butt all day.” – Selma Bouvier

29
Dec
13

Quote of the Day

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“Yeah, it’s a good idea, Homer, but they’ve already made some movies about World War II.” – Drunken Troy McClure




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