Posts Tagged ‘Albert Brooks

23
Jul
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot.” – Hank Scorpio

Happy (one day belated) Birthday, Albert Brooks! 

22
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Before we continue our tour, would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?” – Hank Scorpio
“Um . . . uh, let’s see . . . um . . .” – Homer Simpson
“Relax, Homer! At Globex we don’t believe in walls! Matter of fact, I didn’t even give you my coat!” – Hank Scorpio

Happy birthday, Albert Brooks!

22
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

BradGoodmanInnerChild

“What made you yell out that remark? . . . You just wanted to express yourself, yes?” – Brad Goodman
“I do what I feel like.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s marvelous, I couldn’t have put it better myself. I do what I feel like. People, this young man here is the inner child I’ve been talking about.” – Brad Goodman
“What?” – Lisa Simpson

Happy birthday, Albert Brooks!

22
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

Bart's Inner Child15

“Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting.  There’s no trick to it.  It’s just a simple trick!” – Brad Goodman

Happy birthday Albert Brooks!

22
Jul
12

Quote of the Day

The Call of the Simpsons6

“I’d like to see your finest RV.  Do you have something that’s better than the Land Behemoth?” – Homer Simpson
“Yes, we do.  That would be the Ultimate Behemoth.” – Cowboy Bob
“Where is it?” – Homer Simpson
“You are standing in its presence.  Behold!  Isn’t she, look at this thing, this is, can you, man built this.  It’s a vehicle.” – Cowboy Bob

Happy birthday Albert Brooks!

22
Jul
11

Quote of the Day

Bart's Inner Child5

“Troy, this circle is you.” – Brad Goodman
“My god, it’s like you’ve known me all my life!” – Troy McClure

Happy birthday Albert Brooks!

22
Jul
10

Quote of the Day

You Only Move Twice3

“By the way Homer, what’s your least favorite country, Italy or France?” – Hank Scorpio
“France.” – Homer Simpson
“Ha ha, nobody ever says Italy.” – Hank Scorpio

Happy birthday Albert Brooks!




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