Posts Tagged ‘And Maggie Makes Three

22
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

‘Bowling! Bowling, here! Come bowl now! Get your bowling! Who’s ready? Bowling!” – Homer Simpson
“Mom, make Dad tell the story right.” – Lisa Simpson
“That’s what really happened.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh.” – Lisa Simpson

22
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“It was a tumultuous time for a nation! The clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. And the domestication of the dog continued unabated.” – Homer Siumpson

26
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“This is incredible. It’s God’s most wondrous miracle.” – Mayor Quimby
“Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby.” – Nurse
“My wife? Where? Where!” – Mayor Quimby

22
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“I was in Heaven. If horse racing is the sport of kings, then surely bowling is . . . a very good sport, as well.” – Homer Simpson

17
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“We now return to Knight Boat, the crime solving boat.” – TV Announcer
“Faster, Knight Boat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers!” – Not David Hasselhoff
“You don’t have to yell, Michael. I’m all around you.” – Knight Boat

23
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“So, come crawling back, eh?” – C.M. Burns
“Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.” – Homer Simpson

25
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

And Maggie Makes Three20

“That new baby in your mother’s womb was a ticking time bomb threatening to blow this family eight ways from Sunday! . . . Hey, where are you going?” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, you can’t expect a person to sit for thirty minutes straight.” – Bart Simpson
“I’m gonna get a snack and maybe go to the bathroom.” – Lisa Simpson




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