“Honey, we don’t need to drive four-hundred miles to clean animals. You can stay right here and give the dog a bath. Or trim the cat’s nails.” – Marge Simpson
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“Preliminary reports indicated the ship’s captain was drunk at the helm. . . . Those reports were later confirmed.” – Kent Brockman
“Argh, I’m in a lot of trouble now. Hey! I’ll give you a hundred bucks to take the blame.” – Captain McAllister
“We’d be doing our part for the environment! Plus, we’d get to clean up all those cute animals!” – Lisa Simpson
“Honey, we don’t need to drive four hundred miles to clean animals. You can stay right here and give the dog a bath, or trim the cat’s nails.” – Marge Simpson
“All in favor of demolishing our beloved burlesque house, raise your hands.” – Mayor Quimby
“Are they talking about the bordello?” – Jasper
“No! The burlesque house, so just keep your mouth shut.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Happy birthday Richard Appel!
“A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline, spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.” – Kent Brockman
“Oh, no!” – Lisa Simpson
“It’ll be okay, honey, there’s lots more oil where that came from.” – Homer Simpson
The Mob Has Spoken