Posts Tagged ‘Bart Gets an Elephant

02
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
“A deer!” – Lisa Simpson
“A female deer!” – Marge Simpson

10
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“Get a rope, Bart!” – Marge Simpson
“No, that’s okay. I’m pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First, I’ll just reach in and pull my legs out. Now I’ll pull my arms out with my face.” – Homer Simpson

18
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Stop remembering TV and get back to work!” – Marge Simpson
“What’s the point of all this cleaning? Are we so vain?” – Homer Simpson

30
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“That animal of yours is certainly bad tempered.” – Helen Lovejoy
“Yeah, well, you’d be grumpy too if you were taken out of your natural habitat and gawked at by a bunch of slack jawed yokels.” – Lisa Simpson
“Hey, ma, look at that pointy haired-ed little girl!” – Cletus

31
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“So, isn’t that what we’re all asking in our own lives: where’s my elephant? I know that’s what I’ve been asking.” – Kent Brockman

30
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

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“Look at this, Marge, fifty-eight dollars and all of it profit!  I’m the smartest businessman in the world.” – Homer Simpson
“Stampy’s food bill today was three hundred dollars.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, please, don’t humiliate me in front of the money.” – Homer Simpson

03
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

FreePeanuts

“I think you’re taking unfair advantage of my generous offer.” – Moe
“Shut up!” – Homer Simpson




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