Posts Tagged ‘Bart Gets Famous

14
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“What happened?” – Bart Simpson
“Aw, don’t worry about that. You’re just finished, that’s all.” – Krusty the Klown
“Finished?” – Bart Simpson
“It happens all the time. That’s show business for you: one day you’re the most important guy who ever lived. The next day you’re some schmoe working in a box factory.” – Krusty the Klown
“I heard that.” – Box Factory Guy

03
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Right in here, boy. If you-…eww, I don’t know what I was thinking last night. This’ll take you a couple hours.” – Krusty the Klown

03
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.” – Homer Simpson

03
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“This room is the most popular part of our tour.” – Box Factory Manager
“It’s just like the other rooms.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Yes, but with one important difference . . . Oh, we took that out. Yes, it is just like the other rooms.” – Box Factory Manager

03
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

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“Wow.  Being in show business is like a dream.  We’re really lucky, aren’t we?” – Bart Simpson
“I wish I was dead.” – Stagehand

27
Jul
15

Quote of the Day

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“What the hell are you reading books for?” – Homer Simpson

03
Feb
15

Quote of the Day

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“Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years: textiles, other boxes, even children’s candy.” – Box Factory Manager
“Do any of these boxes have candy in ’em?” – Milhouse van Houten
“No.” – Box Factory Manager
“Will they ever?” – Milhouse van Houten
“No, we only make boxes to ship nails.” – Box Factory Manager




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