Posts Tagged ‘Bart Gets Hit By a Car

10
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Homer, what’s happened to you? All this greediness and lying and shifty lawyers and phony doctors…” – Marge Simpson
“Phony doctors? Hello.” – C.M. Burns
“Do you know what I’d settle for if it was up to me? Bart’s medical bills and an apology.” – Marge Simpson
“And you won’t even get that. Sorry, offer’s expired. I guess we’ll just have to let the jury decide, twelve good men and true. Good day. Smithers, release the hounds.” – C.M. Burns

30
Sep
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Now, Bart, can you roll your eyes back in your head like this?” – Lionel Hutz
“Oh, you mean like I’m dead? Yeah, sure!” – Bart Simpson
“The kid’s a pro!” – Lionel Hutz

10
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Um, say, is there anything I can do to avoid coming back here?” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, sure, yeah. But, ah, you wouldn’t like it.” – The Devil
“Oh, okay. See you later, then!” – Bart Simpson
“Goodbye, Bart! Remember: lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music!” – The Devil
“Yes, sir!” – Bart Simpson

10
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“No! Take me! I’m old! . . . That’s what happened. . . . What are you looking at me like that for? You believed his cock and bull story!” – C.M. Burns

27
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Dad, may I please make an observation?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, what is it?” – Homer Simpson
“I think this is all a charade to make Bart look more injured than he really is.” – Lisa Simpson
“Maybe Lisa does have a point. I don’t mind you boys doing this in the living room, but in court doesn’t Bart have to tell the truth?” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, but what is truth? If you follow me.” – Lionel Hutz

10
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Mr. Burns, I must warn you that if you continue to disrupt the court in this way, I will have to cite you for contempt.” – Judge Moulton
“You wouldn’t dare.” – C.M. Burns
“Well, no, I guess I wouldn’t.” – Judge Moulton

10
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

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“You’ll be getting more than just a lawyer, Mr. Simpson.  You’ll also be getting this exquisite, faux pearl necklace, a ninety-nine dollar value, as our gift to you.” – Lionel Hutz




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