Posts Tagged ‘Bart of Darkness

04
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“Homer, my hat goes off to you.” – Bart Simpson
“It’s cool in here, boy. For the rest of the summer, we can live inside the refrigerator.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, the fridge wasn’t meant to be used this way. Although, I must say, it’s certainly refreshing.” – Marge Simpson
“I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.” – Homer Simpson
“Won’t this overload the motor?” – Marge Simpson

“Marge, can you set the oven to cold?” – Homer Simpson

28
May
18

Quote of the Day

♫”Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy…”♫ – Guitar Hippy

04
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Hello? Hey, I’m stuck in here! I gotta think of a way to get out.” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, well, well, look who’s come crawling back.” – Lisa’s Brain

04
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

FunInAPool

“What fun can you have in a pool anyway that you can’t have in a bathtub with a garbage bag taped around your cast?’ – Bart Simpson

22
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

GoWhereThePoolGoes

“So long, Lis. I’m gonna stowaway underwater and go where the pool goes. Have a good life.” – Bart Simpson

04
Sep
15

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“Sorry, Bart-dude, we gotta fill this thing with Epsom salts and jam it on over to the old folk’s home.” – Otto

03
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

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“Looks like it’s just you and me, Barty-boy.” – Bart’s Brain
“Oh, great, I get to spend the summer with my brain.” – Bart Simpson




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