Posts Tagged ‘Bart on the Road

30
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. . . . No, Bart has never been to Hong Kong, good night. . . . Hello? Tennessee State Police! . . . No, my son’s car was not crushed in Knoxville. I don’t know where to begin telling you what’s wrong with that. . . . Hello? No, Bart is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam. . . . Homer, are you laughing at me?” – Marge Simpson

31
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“If you kids can’t keep your hands to yourself, I’m gonna turn this car around and there’ll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody! . . . That’s it! Back to Winnipeg!” – Irate Canadian Father

13
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“I must’ve spent our last ten dollars on this Al Gore doll.” – Martin Prince
“You are hearing me talk.” – Al Gore Doll

31
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“Ever wondered how crackers get salted?” – Kirk van Houten
“Have I! . . . Wow!” – Milhouse van Houten
“Crackers, ho!” – Salt Dog Sled Team Guy

13
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

Stapler

“I’m sorry. I guess watching me isn’t any more exciting than being me.” – Homer Simpson

31
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

Nerding It Up

“We’re having the best spring break of our lives, and we don’t need you around nerding it up.” – Bart Simpson
“That job is taken.” – Milhouse van Houten

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart on the Road”! Original airdate 31 March, 1996.

30
Mar
15

Quote of the Day

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“Well, you sure don’t look twenty-five, but your unlaminated, out-of-state driver’s license is proof enough for me.” – Knoxville Bonded Courier Service Guy




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