Posts Tagged ‘Bart Sells His Soul

09
Oct
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Leave this place. You are in great danger.” – Ominous Potato Bug Guy
“Where’s Milhouse?” – Bart Simpson
“The one you call Milhouse is gone! . . . He went to his grandma’s place while we’re spraying for potato bugs.” – Sarcastic Potato Bug Guy

23
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was a family restaurant.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Oh, it is. It is. Just, uh, pull them stools up to the pool table.” – Moe
“Daddy, this place smells like tinkle.” – Not Rudy
“I think we’ll just go to the Texas Cheesecake Depository.” – Dr. Hibbert

08
Oct
18

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“Excuse me, no banging your head on the display case, pleas, it contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.” – Comic Book Guy

27
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Here ya go! Here I am! Uncle Moe, thank you, ma’am! This’ll be a treat, Uncle Moe, here I am! While you eat! . . . Please take the fries off my head, kid. The basket is extremely hot.” – Moe

03
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Bart, your soul is the only part of you that lasts forever! For five dollars Milhouse could own you for a zillion years.” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, if you think he got such a good deal, I’ll sell you my conscience for four-fifty. I’ll throw in my sense of decency too! It’s a Bart sales event! Everything about me must go!” – Bart Simpson

06
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“An alligator with sunglasses? Now I’ve seen everything!” – Marge Simpson

13
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“Well, look at the bright side, Moe: you still got us.” – Barney Gumble
“Yeah. You know, that actually makes me a little better.” – Moe
“Why? That was the problem in the first place. You were going broke because we were your only customers. Wasn’t that the problem in the first place? That you were going broke? Moe? Moe? Hey, Moe! Oh, you’re thinking about all the money you blew, aren’t you? What was it, fifty? Sixty thousand dollars? . . . Moe? Look, maybe it would help if we went over all the mistakes you made from the beginning. . . . Moe?” – Homer Simpson
“What!?” – Moe
“Lemme get a pad.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday, Greg Daniels! 

13
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“So bring the whole family! Mom, dad, kids, uh, no old people. They’re not covered by our insurance.” – Moe

08
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

naturallight

“Ah, natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!” – Barney Gumble

22
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

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“I could turn this joint into a place where you wouldn’t be ashamed to bring your family! Huh?” – Moe
“I’m not ashamed.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, put a coaster under that.” – Moe

10
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

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“Why don’t you try Moe’s Hobo Chicken Chili?  I start with the best part, the neck.  Then I add secret hobo spices.” – Moe
“Ooh, tres bien.” – Marge Simpson

08
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

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“I know that’s funny.  But I’m just not laughing.” – Bart Simpson
“Hmm, Pablo Neruda says laughter is the language of the soul.” – Lisa Simpson
“I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.” – Bart Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart Sells His Soul”!  Original airdate: 8 October 1995

27
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

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“If you like good food, good fun, and a whole lot of crazy crap on the walls, then come on down to Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag.” – Moe

05
Oct
14

Quote of the Day

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“Geez, you’re pretty uppity for someone who eats bugs all day.” – Bart Simpson

30
Apr
14

Quote of the Day

Old Fashioned Deep Fried

“At Moe’s, we serve good, old-fashioned home cooking deep fried to perfection.” – TV Announcer

(Sorry for the late quote.)

28
Mar
14

Quote of the Day

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“I’m really sorry, I kinda traded your soul to the guy at the comic book store.  But look, I got some cool Pogs: Alf Pogs.  Remember Alf?  He’s back!  In Pog form.” – Milhouse van Houten

Happy birthday Alf Clausen!

23
Nov
13

Quote of the Day

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“Come to Uncle Moe’s for family fun, it’s good good good good, good good good.” – Uncle Moe’s Commercial
“Hmm, sounds good.” – Homer Simpson

11
Aug
13

Quote of the Day

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“But every religion says there’s a soul, Bart.  Why would they lie?  What would they have to gain?” – Milhouse van Houten
“I don’t hear scrubbing.” – Reverend Lovejoy

26
Feb
13

Quote of the Day

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“Take it all, get it all out of here!” – Moe
“You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers.” – Barney
“Nah, too many bad memories.” – Moe

22
Jan
13

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, these look good, guilt free steak-fish fillets.” – Marge Simpson
“Nah, nah, lemme level with you, Marge.  That’s just our name for bottom feeding suction eel.  You don’t want that.” – Moe




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