Posts Tagged ‘Bart Sells His Soul

08
Oct
18

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“Excuse me, no banging your head on the display case, pleas, it contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.” – Comic Book Guy

27
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Here ya go! Here I am! Uncle Moe, thank you, ma’am! This’ll be a treat, Uncle Moe, here I am! While you eat! . . . Please take the fries off my head, kid. The basket is extremely hot.” – Moe

03
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Bart, your soul is the only part of you that lasts forever! For five dollars Milhouse could own you for a zillion years.” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, if you think he got such a good deal, I’ll sell you my conscience for four-fifty. I’ll throw in my sense of decency too! It’s a Bart sales event! Everything about me must go!” – Bart Simpson

06
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“An alligator with sunglasses? Now I’ve seen everything!” – Marge Simpson

13
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“Well, look at the bright side, Moe: you still got us.” – Barney Gumble
“Yeah. You know, that actually makes me a little better.” – Moe
“Why? That was the problem in the first place. You were going broke because we were your only customers. Wasn’t that the problem in the first place? That you were going broke? Moe? Moe? Hey, Moe! Oh, you’re thinking about all the money you blew, aren’t you? What was it, fifty? Sixty thousand dollars? . . . Moe? Look, maybe it would help if we went over all the mistakes you made from the beginning. . . . Moe?” – Homer Simpson
“What!?” – Moe
“Lemme get a pad.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday, Greg Daniels! 

13
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“So bring the whole family! Mom, dad, kids, uh, no old people. They’re not covered by our insurance.” – Moe

08
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

naturallight

“Ah, natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!” – Barney Gumble




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