Posts Tagged ‘Bart Sells His Soul



05
May
12

Quote of the Day

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“Everybody is going to family restaurants these days.  Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more.” – Moe
“You ain’t thinking of getting rid of the dank, are you, Moe?” – Carl
“Ah, maybe I am.” – Moe
“Oh but, Moe, the dank!  The dank!” – Carl

11
Mar
12

Quote of the Day

Lovejoy's Hell

“I know one of you is responsible for this, so repeat after me.  If I withhold the truth may I go straight to Hell, where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Where fiery demons will punch me in the back.” – Ralph Wiggum
“Where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers.” – Bart Simpson

03
Feb
12

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, sorry, kid, sorry.  I’m not used to the laughter of children.  It cuts through me like a dentist’s drill.  But no, no, that was funny, that was funny, taking away my dignity like that.” – Moe

22
Oct
11

Quote of the Day

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“The deep fryer’s here.  I got it used from the Navy.  You could flash fry a buffalo in forty seconds.” – Moe
“Forty seconds?  But I want it now!” – Homer Simpson

03
May
11

Quote of the Day

Piggy Bank

Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user swimparallel.

“Lisa, you bought this?” – Bart Simpson
“With the change in my piggy bank.” – Lisa Simpson
“There’s no change in your piggy bank.” – Bart Simpson
“Not in any of the ones you know about.” – Lisa Simpson

26
Feb
11

Quote of the Day

Bart Sells His Soul3

“Cover me sarge, I’m going after Bart’s soul! . . . If the ayatollah can’t have it, no one can!” – Milhouse van Houten

04
May
10

Quote of the Day

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“Yay!  Now do it for Terri.” – Sherri
“What, it’s your birthday too?” – Moe
“We’re twins.” – Sherri & Terri

Happy birthday Russi Taylor!

13
Jul
09

Quote of the Day

Bart Sells His Soul1

“Bart, you didn’t finish your Spaghetti and Moe Balls.” – Homer Simpson

“Silence you fool, it can be ours!” – Homer’s Brain

“Run boy!  Run!  Run for your life!  Boy!” – Homer Simpson




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