Posts Tagged ‘Bart Star

09
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Are you wearing my self defense whistle?” – Marge Simpson
“You never use it.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart Star”. Original airdate 9 November 1997.

10
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“They’re just words, Neddy. Words can’t hurtcha.” – Ned Flanders

09
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“I cannot believe you are here!  Do you think maybe you could give me some pointers?” – Bart Simpson
“Sure.  There’s only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback.” – Joe Namath
“Joe, honey, I fixed it.  It was just vapor lock.” – Joe’s Lady
“Oops, hey, look, I gotta run.  Remember what I told you.” – Joe Namath

27
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

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“Yeah, well, he’s wearing that hat like an idiot.” – Homer Simpson
“You know, Homer, it’s very easy to criticize.” – Marge Simpson
“Fun too.” – Homer Simpson

02
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

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“Ralph, you’ll be on special teams.” – Ned Flanders
“I’m special.” – Ralph Wiggum

09
Nov
14

Quote of the Day

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“Come on!  You can’t do one sit up?” – Rainier Wolfcastle
“I loved your last McBain movie, Mr. Wolfcastle.” – Uter
“Quit stalling, fatty.” – Rainier Wolfcastle

13
Jun
14

Quote of the Day

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“We drove two-thousand miles for this?” – Hank Hill

Happy birthday Greg Daniels!  




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