Posts Tagged ‘Bart the Fink

18
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“And you’ll find that saving for your future is far more thrilling than any roller coaster.” – Bank Professional In an Ape Costume
“Really? Wow! I should’ve started a long time ago!” – Bart Simpson
“Um-hmm, now fill out these forms. I’m sure you’ll find them more exciting than a weekend with Batman.” – Bank Professional in a Ape Costume

11
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“I got their new Thrifty Saver savings account, 2.3% annual interest instead of the normal 2.25. So a year from now I’ll have an extra nickle.” – Lisa Simpson
“I got the account where you get free customized checks. I chose the Hindenburg flipbook series.” – Bart Simpson

22
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“I’m sorry, I can’t divulge information about that customer’s secret, illegal account. . . . Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said he was a customer. . . . Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said it was a secret. . . . Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn’t have said it was illegal. . . . Ah, it’s too hot today.” – Cayman Islands Offshore Banker

30
May
16

Quote of the Day

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“Ugh, my grampa Zev would turn over in his grave if it wasn’t filled with some veteran!” – Krusty the Klown

11
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

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“What about being an illiterate TV clown who’s still more respected than all the scientists, doctors, and educators in the country put together?” – Bart Simpson
“Yeah!  I’m not gonna let those guys hog all the respect while I’m out here on some stinkin’ tub!  That’s just what those eggheads want!  Well, forget it poindexter, cause Krusty’s back in town!” – Krusty the Klown

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart the Fink”!  Original airdate 11 February 1996.

04
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

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“You’ll feel better knowing your money’s in the hands of professionals.” – Marge Simpson
“Ook ook, are you folks ready to go ape?” – Bank Teller
“Mom?” – Lisa Simpson
“A professional in ape mask is still a professional.” – Marge Simpson

11
Feb
15

Quote of the Day

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“And so, Herschel Krustofsky is gone.  But not forgotten, today was the unveiling of the new Krusty stamp.  Postal patrons were asked to choose between two competing designs, one of Krusty’s heartwarming smile, and one of his fiery death.  By a nearly two-to-one vote, the smiling Krusty was chosen.” – Kent Brockman




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