“Krusty’s years of tax avoision, would never have . . . Avoision, it’s a crime, look it up . . . I don’t say evasion, I say avoision.” – Kent Brockman
Posts Tagged ‘Bart the Fink
“Dr. Hibbert, who was that man?” – Bart Simpson
“Bart, telling you would violate the patient doctor privilege. Just as if I were to tell you that Jasper here has five seconds to live.” – Dr. Hibbert
“What’d he say?” – Jasper
“He said I’m next!” – Mrs. Glick
“We are gathered to mourn the passing of Herschel Shmoikel Krustovsky, beloved entertainer and dear friend. Hello, I’m Troy McClure! You might remember me from such show business funerals as Andre the Giant: We Hardly Knew Ye, and Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn a Stooge.” – Troy McClure
“And you’ll find that saving for your future is far more thrilling than any roller coaster.” – Bank Professional In an Ape Costume
“Really? Wow! I should’ve started a long time ago!” – Bart Simpson
“Um-hmm, now fill out these forms. I’m sure you’ll find them more exciting than a weekend with Batman.” – Bank Professional in a Ape Costume
“I got their new Thrifty Saver savings account, 2.3% annual interest instead of the normal 2.25. So a year from now I’ll have an extra nickle.” – Lisa Simpson
“I got the account where you get free customized checks. I chose the Hindenburg flipbook series.” – Bart Simpson
“I’m sorry, I can’t divulge information about that customer’s secret, illegal account. . . . Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said he was a customer. . . . Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said it was a secret. . . . Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn’t have said it was illegal. . . . Ah, it’s too hot today.” – Cayman Islands Offshore Banker
“What about being an illiterate TV clown who’s still more respected than all the scientists, doctors, and educators in the country put together?” – Bart Simpson
“Yeah! I’m not gonna let those guys hog all the respect while I’m out here on some stinkin’ tub! That’s just what those eggheads want! Well, forget it poindexter, cause Krusty’s back in town!” – Krusty the Klown
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart the Fink”! Original airdate 11 February 1996.
“And so, Herschel Krustofsky is gone. But not forgotten, today was the unveiling of the new Krusty stamp. Postal patrons were asked to choose between two competing designs, one of Krusty’s heartwarming smile, and one of his fiery death. By a nearly two-to-one vote, the smiling Krusty was chosen.” – Kent Brockman
“Lot Sixty-Seven, thirty-two cartons of pornography.” – Auctioneer
“Ten cents.” – Jasper
“Twelve!” – Phone Bidder
“Twelve cents to our phone bidder in Japan! Any advance?” – Auctioneer
“Oh, all I brought is a dime. I didn’t know there’d be pornography.” – Jasper
“Sold for twelve cents!” – Auctioneer
“Oh, my beloved pornography!” – Krusty the Klown
Image yoinked from Wikipedia.
“What are you going to spend your money on, kids?” – Marge Simpson
“There’s a special on tacos down at the taco mat, hundred tacos for a hundred dollars. I’m gonna get that.” – Bart Simpson
“I’m going to contribute my money to the corporation for public broadcasting.” – Lisa Simpson
“Tacos? Public broadcasting? I won’t have you kids throwing your money away like that.” – Marge Simpson
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