Posts Tagged ‘Bart the Lover

07
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Now, for our next stunt, what do you say we get your principal up here?” – Mr. Amazing
“Careful now. Oh, that one grazed my ear!” – Principal Skinner
“Don’t move. You could really get hurt.” – Mr. Amazing

01
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“You’re so lucky. When are you going to meet him?” – Miss Hoover
“First, I ask him to send a photo. If he’s got everything where it should be, I’m reeling him in!” – Mrs. Krabappel

Marcia Wallace would’ve been 74 today. Happy birthday!

13
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“How was detention today, dear?” – Marge Simpson
“Not bad. I’m starting to get the hang of the floor waxer.” – Bart Simpson

12
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

HappyHour

“Edna, happy hour in the teacher’s lounge!” – Miss Hoover
“Just a sec!” – Mrs. Krabappel

13
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

Glug

“Mrs K, whoever this guy is, you don’t need him.  There are plenty of good men around.” – Bart Simpson
“Name one.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“What’s wrong with Principal Skinner?” – Bart Simpson
“Seymour?  Let’s just say his Mommy won’t let him out to play.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“What about Coach Fortner?” – Bart Simpson
“Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Wow.  What about Groundskeeper Willie?” – Bart Simpson
“I’m not even going to tell you what that guy’s into!” – Mrs. Krabappel

13
Feb
15

Quote of the Day

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“I came to talk to you about your potty mouth.” – Ned Flanders
“What the hell are you talking about?” – Homer Simpson
“Look, Homer, all of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves.” – Ned Flanders

15
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

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“I bet we could buy a nice doghouse for fifty dollars.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, you’re a tool of the doghouse makers.” – Homer Simpson
“I am not!” – Marge Simpson
“Yes, you are.  You’ve been brainwashed by all those doghouse commercials on TV.” – Homer Simpson




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