Posts Tagged ‘Bart the Mother

27
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“What do you think he’s doing up there?” – Marge Simpson
“I dunno, drug lab?” – Homer Simpson
“Drug lab!” – Marge Simpson
“Or reading comic books, what am I, Kreskin?” – Homer Simpson

27
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Eggs, precious eggs. If they’re to survive, they require the gentle warmth and tender love that only a mother can provide. Or, better yet, a seventy-five watt bulb.” – Troy McClure

10
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

Bart the Mother8

“You’ve checked this Bible out every weekend for the last nine years! Wouldn’t it be easier to just buy one?” – Librarian
“Perhaps. On a librarian’s salary.” – Reverend Lovejoy

27
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

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“In all the Animal Kingdom, no mother is more devoted than the blue jay.  Valuing her eggs above even her own life, the mother bird bravely fights off such fearsome predators as the badger and the mongoose.  Of course, one thing mother blue jay can’t defend against is a set of steel tongs.” – Troy McClure

27
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

Bart the Mother6

“Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you may remember me from such nature films as ‘Earwigs: Eww’, and ‘Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory’.” – Troy McClure

13
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

Bart the Mother5

“What can I get for eight thousand tickets?” – Nelson Muntz
“A BB gun or an Easy-Bake Oven.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen
“Hot food is tempting, but I just can’t say no to a weapon.” – Nelson Muntz

Happy birthday David S/X Cohen!  

18
Jan
14

Quote of the Day

Bart the Mother4

“Oh, yes, and punish Lisa for lying to us.” – Marge Simpson
“Alright, young lady, I want you to march yourself directly to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some chips and a beer.  Get a little something for yourself, sweetheart.” – Homer Simpson




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