Posts Tagged ‘Bart the Murderer

13
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“Hey, Bart, I hope there are not hard feelings.” – Fat Tony
“Get bent.” – Bart Simpson
“I deserve that. Look, I know we let you down, but me and the boys, we still think you’ve got a big future in racketeering and extortion.” – Fat Tony
“Sorry, Fat Tony. I used to think your gang was cool, but now I’ve learned that crime doesn’t pay.” – Bart Simpson
“Yeah, you’re right.” – Fat Tony

Happy birthday, Joe Mantegna!

10
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless Manhattan?” – The Don

27
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Some large men to see you, sir.” – Secretary
“I don’t have an appointment with any large men.” – Principal Skinner

Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris! 

10
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Hey, boss, here’s the call for the third race.” – Mobster
“As they come out of the turn it’s Suffering Succotash by a neck over Yabba Dabba Doo, two lengths back Oh Ain’t I A Stinker and That’s All Folks, I Am What I Am can see them all, but here comes Don’t Have a Cow flying on the outside and at the wire it’s all Don’t Have a Cow!” – Springfield Downs Radio Announcer

10
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“Relax, Chief, you seem tense. You know, the boy here makes an excellent Manhattan.” – Fat Tony
“I’m still gonna put you away, you know.” – Chief Wiggum
“Good for you.” – Fat Tony

18
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“Mr. Simpson, you’ve been the boy’s father for ten years. Do you really think he could be the leader of a murderous criminal syndicate?” – Lionel Hutz
“Well, not the leader, I mean . . . Oh, it’s true! It’s true! All the pieces fit!” – Homer Simpson

10
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

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“Fat Tony sent me over to pick up the goods.” – Delivery Guy
“Right in here, my man.” – Bart Simpson
“Hey, kid, you look good with that cigarette. Kinda sophisticated.” – Delivery Guy
“Son, I’ll never doubt you again.” – Homer Simpson




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