Posts Tagged ‘Bart vs. Australia

29
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Bart, water will only go the other way in the Southern Hemisphere.” – Lisa Simpson
“What the hell is the Southern Hemisphere?” – Bart Simpson
“Haven’t you ever looked at your globe?” – Lisa Simpson

19
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, no, it’s coming back this way!” – Australian Judge
“That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us!” – Australian Cop

26
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe! Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys! And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!” – Homer Simpson

19
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

WatchYourCamera

“Australia was originally founded as a settlement for British convicts. . . . Lisa, watch your camera.” – Marge Simpson

25
May
16

Quote of the Day

CubaPlanB

“Oopsie! Let’s pretend we didn’t see that.” – Evan Conover

19
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, yeah, this is the life!  Boy, next summer can you commit some fraud in Orlando, Florida?” – Homer Simpson
“I’m way ahead of you, Dad.” – Bart Simpson

19
Feb
15

Quote of the Day

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“It’s too late to merely pay back the money, but as a sign of good faith to our Australian friends, we’d like to imprison Bart for five years.” – Evan Conover
“That’s tough but fair.  Boy, go with the man.” – Homer Simpson
“No, no, no!” – Marge Simpson




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