Posts Tagged ‘Bart’s Comet

05
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“Over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that, for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn’t seem to matter now, so . . . the following people are gay.” – Kent Brockman
“Turn it off.” – Marge Simpson
“Just a second.” – Homer Simpson

08
Nov
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: democracy simply doesn’t work.” – Kent Brockman

05
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“I don’t think I really captured the eyes.” – Bart Simpson
“Bart, if you have a failing it’s that you’re always demanding perfection. . . . If you have a failing.” – Milhouse van Houten

05
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Still dark, better use the generator.” – Bart Simpson

30
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Hi-de-ho-a-roony, neighbor. What can I do ya for?” – Ned Flanders
“Get out of there! My family needs to use your bomb shelter.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer!” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, I kinda figured this might happen, so I built the shelter big enough for both our families.” – Ned Flanders
“No deal. Out.” – Homer Simpson

05
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“We’re doomed!” – Lisa Simpson
“It’s times like this I wish I were a religious man.” – Homer Simpson
“It’s all over, people! We don’t have a prayer! Ahhhhhhh!” – Reverend Lovejoy

05
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“Dear God!” – Warren the Astronomer
“Warren, we’ve talked about you hogging the eye piece.” – Lady Astronomer




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