Posts Tagged ‘Bart’s Comet

05
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“I don’t think I really captured the eyes.” – Bart Simpson
“Bart, if you have a failing it’s that you’re always demanding perfection. . . . If you have a failing.” – Milhouse van Houten

05
Feb
18

“Still dark, better use the generator.” – Bart Simpson

30
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Hi-de-ho-a-roony, neighbor. What can I do ya for?” – Ned Flanders
“Get out of there! My family needs to use your bomb shelter.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer!” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, I kinda figured this might happen, so I built the shelter big enough for both our families.” – Ned Flanders
“No deal. Out.” – Homer Simpson

05
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“We’re doomed!” – Lisa Simpson
“It’s times like this I wish I were a religious man.” – Homer Simpson
“It’s all over, people! We don’t have a prayer! Ahhhhhhh!” – Reverend Lovejoy

05
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“Dear God!” – Warren the Astronomer
“Warren, we’ve talked about you hogging the eye piece.” – Lady Astronomer

05
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

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“Now, this morning we’re going to mapping a small square of sky that’s thought to be empty.  It’s my hope that it’s not.” – Principal Skinner

07
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

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“What’s everyone so worked up about?  So there’s a comet, big deal.  It’ll burn up in our atmosphere and whatsever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua’s head.” – Homer Simpson
“Wow, Dad, maybe you’re right.” – Bart Simpson
“Of course, I’m right.  If I’m not, may we all be horribly crushed from above somehow.” – Homer Simpson




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