Posts Tagged ‘Bart’s Dog Gets an F

30
Dec
19

Quote of the Day

“You son of a bitch! . . . Good show!” – Emily Winthrop

Happy birthday, Tracey Ullman! 

07
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“Jack, I think the baby might be yours.” – Soap Actress
“Oh, I’m sure it is, dollface. But I’d like to see you prove it.” – Jack
“You treat me like garbage.” – Soap Actress
“That’s because that’s the way you love it, baby!” – Jack
“Gee, is it always this good?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, I don’t know. I just dip in and out. I’m only watching today because Brandy is coming out of her coma and she knows the phony prince’s body is hidden in the boathouse.” – Marge Simpson

07
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“Ow!” – Lisa Simpson
“You just need to develop a callus. . . . You see? Now, that’s a sewing finger, honey!” – Marge Simpson

09
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

Bart's Dog Gets an F12

“I’ve suffered as much as anyone at the paws of this dog. But when I look into his vacant brown eyes, I just can’t bear to let him go.  I’m sure Mom agrees with me.” – Lisa Simpson
“No, I’m afraid I agree with your father.” – Marge Simpson
“You do? Ha ha ha ha!” – Homer Simpson

30
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

CharlatansAndBloodyTwits

“Ladies and gentlemen, most of you already know that with a little love and compassion, any puppy will grow up to be a cuddly little bundle of joy. . . . Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits!” – Emily Winthrop

Happy birthday Tracey Ullman!

28
Mar
15

Quote of the Day

Bart's Dog Gets an F11

“Look, Mom, I finished my patch!  It depicts the two greatest musical influences in my life.  On the left is Mr. Largo, my music teacher at school.  He taught me that even the noblest concerto can be drained of its beauty and soul.  And on the right is Bleeding Gums Murphy.  He taught me that music is like a fire in your belly that comes out of your mouth, so you better stick an instrument in front of it.” – Lisa Simpson

Happy birthday, Alf Clausen! 

07
Mar
15

Quote of the Day

CoverForMe

“Lenny, I need to leave early.  Cover for me, will you?” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, sure thing, Homer.” – Lenny




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