Posts Tagged ‘Bart’s Friend Falls in Love

06
May
19

Quote of the Day

“We’re out of Subliminally Slim.” – Warehouse Guy
“Enh, just send him the vocabulary builder.” – Other Warehouse Guy
“Here ya go, fatso.” – Warehouse Guy

11
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“This is Fuzzy Bunny. About a year ago, he noticed his voice was changing. He had terrible acne. And had fur where there was no fur before.” – Troy McClure

07
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Any questions?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Mrs. Krabappel, how come you don’t live with Mr. Krabappel?” – Nelson Muntz
“Because, Mr. Krabappel chased something small and fluffy down a rabbit hole.” – Mrs. Krabappel

11
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“I’m sure this is a little scary for you, dear.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Uh-huh.” – Samantha Stanky
“So, why don’t you stand up in front of the class and tell us about yourself? I’ll be grading you on grammar and poise.” – Mrs. Krabappel

16
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“I’m a good student, Principal Skinner.” – Samantha Stanky
“Yeah, sure, and they told me I’d get a big parade when I got back from Nam. Instead they spat on me. I can still feel it searing. . . . So, let’s just see what the permanent record has to say, shall we? Hmm, no detention, fairly good attendance record, oh, I see you beat that bed wetting problem in the second grade.” – Principal Skinner
“That’s in there?” – Samantha Stanky
“Don’t worry, they’ll forget. . . . Just like they forgot about me in that tiger cage for eighteen agonizing months. Every night I wake up screaming! . . . Well, let’s meet your classmates!” – Principal Skinner

08
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Class, in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for every smooth talking lothario with his own car and tight jeans, I will now show a short, sex education film. Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.” – Mrs. Krabappel

16
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

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“Everybody on, but no shoving!  Just kidding, you can shove all you want!” – Otto




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