Posts Tagged ‘Bart’s Girlfriend

06
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“Congratulations, Simpson, you just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There’s no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!” – Principal Skinner
“There’s not? Ya used me, Skinner! Ya used me!” – Groundskeeper Willie

17
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“I’m telling you, the light would work better if it pointed out to sea.” – Lighthouse Guy
“Y’argh, shut up! I know what I’m doing! . . . Y’argh, I hate the sea, and everything in it.” – Captain McAllister

02
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“That’s not fair, Nelson! They didn’t have the Killmatic 3000 back then.” – Bart Simpson
“Records from that era are spotty at best.” – Nelson Muntz

24
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Thirty cents off Shake N Bake. Homer!” – Marge Simpson
“We can spare it, Marge. We’ve been blessed.” – Homer Simpson

06
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Ach, ’tis no more than what God gave me, ya Puritan pukes!” – Groundskeeper Willie

06
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?” – Bart Simpson
“You just answered your own question with that commode mouth! Besides, you kids need to learn morals and decency and how to love your fellow man.” – Marge Simpson
“And with flaming swords, the Aramites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men, and did feast on what flowed forth.” – Reverend Lovejoy

06
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“You know, I was considering staying after school and helping teacher clean up.” – Bart Simpson
“Do you ever think anything you don’t say?” – Jessica Lovejoy

06
Jul
15

Quote of the Day

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“I just think you and Jessica are too different from each other to get along.  She’s a sweet, kind reverend’s daughter, and you’re the Devil’s cabana boy.” – Lisa Simpson

06
Nov
14

Quote of the Day

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“Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn’t take the collection money, that’s all I need.” – Homer Simpson
“I didn’t take it.” – Bart Simpson
Why you little! . . . How could you look me in the eye and lie like that?” – Homer Simpson

29
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

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“With the way you’re treating me, why should I protect you?” – Bart Simpson
“Because, if you tell, no one will believe you.  Remember, I’m the sweet, perfect minster’s daughter, and you’re just yellow trash.” – Jessica Lovejoy

Happy birthday Gabor Csupo!

06
May
14

Quote of the Day

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“Told the Rev I was going to my room to say my prayers.” – Jessica Lovejoy
“Smart, beautiful, and a liar.  So much better than that Sarah plain and tall.” – Bart Simpson

14
Jan
14

Quote of the Day

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“I don’t want you playing with something that has such bizarre hair.  Awful, awful hair.” – Marge Simpson

27
Jun
13

Margical History Tour Makes Baby Jesus Cry

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“Remember, Bart, I mean, Dances in Underwear, we take the white man alive.” – Lisa Simpson
“Alright, Thinks Too Much, it shall be so.” – Bart Simpson

As per usual with Zombie Simpsons commentaries, the actual episode is incidental to the conversation.  In this case, it’s one of those three part story episodes, the first is about Henry VIII, the second is about Sacajawea, and the third about Mozart.  They mostly discuss books and movies related to the actual historical figures rather than what’s going on here, but that’s to be expected since the actual episode is a parade of bad slapstick about which the less said the better. 

Nine guys on this one: Jean, Mike Anderson, Stewart Burns, Matt Selman, Tim Long, Ian Maxtone-Graham, Tom Gammill, Max Pross, and Brian Kelley.

0:30 – Jean starts off defending the trilogy episodes, half joking that he knew it was the only way they’d make it to 500 episodes. 

1:30 – They always have a hard time coming up with female stories that everybody knows, but this one was easy with Sacajawea. 

2:30 – The animators like these episodes because they finally get to draw the characters a little differently.

3:40 – To get the backgrounds for the castle they had interns photocopy stuff from libraries because there was no internet. 

4:00 – Jean’s continuing to praise the internet as a television writing tool, noting that it used to be a real pain to look stuff up.

5:10 – And just like that, they’ve gotten bored with the episode and are now discussing the novel Wolf Hall.

6:00 – Laughing at serial beheadings.

7:00 – Interesting animation note: before digital color they had like 19 colors that they had to use for the whole show. 

8:00 – Couple of desultory Sacajawea jokes.

9:30 – The Lisa/Sacajawea thing is going on, but they’re discussing a Sacajawea book and the actual Lewis & Clark trip.  Meanwhile, a log cabin just fell on Moe.

10:30 – With little to note of interest besides the animation, a small puddle reminds Jean of his favorite joke from The Flintstones, “They went to the Grand Canyon which was just this tiny little stream and Fred goes, ‘Well, it’s supposed to be big someday.’”.

10:45 – And we move right from that into, “Another thing in that book about Lewis & Clark . . .” 

11:45 – Tip for all you animators out there, if you’ve got something expansive and flat like a field of grass, put some patches of visible blades in it or some rocks or something.  Makes it look less flat.

13:00 – And after talking about those Sacajawea coins nobody uses for awhile, now they’re talking about all those state quarters. 

13:30 – Once the quarter discussion dies down, it’s time for Jean to note that the third segment involves Mozart which means they didn’t have to pay for the music.

14:00 – While Bart picks up the piano and plays it with his teeth, Jean notes that the movie Amadeus wasn’t very historically accurate.  Discussion wise this is more interesting than most of these commentaries, but it has very little to do with what’s actually happening in the episode.

14:30 – There’s a new Mozart book coming out! 

15:40 – “The other thing that was not true about Amadeus . . .”

17:10 – Jean with the helpful note that the melody is Eine kleine Nachtmusik.

17:45 – When you have crowd shots with people moving independently, that’s a real pain to animate.

18:45 – They’re very bored now.  Dr. Nick just showed up to put leeches on Bart, and Jean starts talking about how that really did kill people if they let out too much blood.

19:10 – To get the candles to glow you animated the centers independently and do a pass over it two or three times. 

20:10 – Jean jokes that they go through “four, maybe five ideas” before getting the three they do.  Heh.

21:20 – And now, because Mozart was in Animal House and this episode did a brief “here’s what happened” thing, we’re talking about how brilliant Animal House was and how endings like that got overused for a while. 

27
Apr
13

Quote of the Day

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“I guess we could get more involved in Bart’s activities, but then I’d be afraid of smothering him.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, and then we’d get the chair.” – Homer Simpson
“That’s not what I meant.” – Marge Simpson
“It was, Marge, admit it.” – Homer Simpson

09
Sep
12

Quote of the Day

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“I was incredibly moved by your reading.  I don’t think God’s words have ever sounded so plausible.” – Bart Simpson

03
Aug
12

Quote of the Day

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Image shamelessly yoinked from here.

“I didn’t know the rocket sled was an Olympic event.” – Helen Lovejoy
“Well, no offense lady, but what you don’t know could fill a warehouse.” – Bart Simpson

08
Apr
12

Quote of the Day

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“Bart, Lisa, time for church!” – Marge Simpson
“Milhouse, time for church!” – Luann van Houten
“Shlomo, time for your violin lesson!” – Jewish Guy

02
Feb
12

Quote of the Day

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“I know most of you have already judged my brother guilty without any proof, but doesn’t the Bible teach us, ‘Judge not, lest ye be judged’, reverend?” – Lisa Simpson
“I think it may be somewhere towards the back.” – Reverend Lovejoy

13
Oct
11

Quote of the Day

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“Have you noticed any change in Bart?” – Marge Simpson
“New glasses?” – Homer Simpson
“No.  He looks like something might be disturbing him.” – Marge Simpson
“Probably misses his old glasses.” – Homer Simpson

03
Feb
11

Quote of the Day

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“Jessica, I think this is too steep.” – Bart Simpson
“Bart, you can’t trust your perception at this altitude.” – Jessica Lovejoy




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