Posts Tagged ‘Bart’s Girlfriend

06
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“Congratulations, Simpson, you just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There’s no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!” – Principal Skinner
“There’s not? Ya used me, Skinner! Ya used me!” – Groundskeeper Willie

17
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“I’m telling you, the light would work better if it pointed out to sea.” – Lighthouse Guy
“Y’argh, shut up! I know what I’m doing! . . . Y’argh, I hate the sea, and everything in it.” – Captain McAllister

02
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“That’s not fair, Nelson! They didn’t have the Killmatic 3000 back then.” – Bart Simpson
“Records from that era are spotty at best.” – Nelson Muntz

24
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Thirty cents off Shake N Bake. Homer!” – Marge Simpson
“We can spare it, Marge. We’ve been blessed.” – Homer Simpson

06
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Ach, ’tis no more than what God gave me, ya Puritan pukes!” – Groundskeeper Willie

06
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?” – Bart Simpson
“You just answered your own question with that commode mouth! Besides, you kids need to learn morals and decency and how to love your fellow man.” – Marge Simpson
“And with flaming swords, the Aramites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men, and did feast on what flowed forth.” – Reverend Lovejoy

06
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“You know, I was considering staying after school and helping teacher clean up.” – Bart Simpson
“Do you ever think anything you don’t say?” – Jessica Lovejoy




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