“Congratulations, Simpson, you just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There’s no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!” – Principal Skinner
“There’s not? Ya used me, Skinner! Ya used me!” – Groundskeeper Willie
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“Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?” – Bart Simpson
“You just answered your own question with that commode mouth! Besides, you kids need to learn morals and decency and how to love your fellow man.” – Marge Simpson
“And with flaming swords, the Aramites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men, and did feast on what flowed forth.” – Reverend Lovejoy
The Mob Has Spoken