Posts Tagged ‘Bart’s Girlfriend

02
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“That’s not fair, Nelson! They didn’t have the Killmatic 3000 back then.” – Bart Simpson
“Records from that era are spotty at best.” – Nelson Muntz

24
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Thirty cents off Shake N Bake. Homer!” – Marge Simpson
“We can spare it, Marge. We’ve been blessed.” – Homer Simpson

06
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Ach, ’tis no more than what God gave me, ya Puritan pukes!” – Groundskeeper Willie

06
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

aramites

“Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?” – Bart Simpson
“You just answered your own question with that commode mouth! Besides, you kids need to learn morals and decency and how to love your fellow man.” – Marge Simpson
“And with flaming swords, the Aramites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men, and did feast on what flowed forth.” – Reverend Lovejoy

06
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“You know, I was considering staying after school and helping teacher clean up.” – Bart Simpson
“Do you ever think anything you don’t say?” – Jessica Lovejoy

06
Jul
15

Quote of the Day

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“I just think you and Jessica are too different from each other to get along.  She’s a sweet, kind reverend’s daughter, and you’re the Devil’s cabana boy.” – Lisa Simpson

06
Nov
14

Quote of the Day

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“Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn’t take the collection money, that’s all I need.” – Homer Simpson
“I didn’t take it.” – Bart Simpson
Why you little! . . . How could you look me in the eye and lie like that?” – Homer Simpson




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