Posts Tagged ‘Bart’s Inner Child

11
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Doctor, you’ve solved all my problems.” – Troy McClure

08
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“You’re off the case, McGarnagle!” – The Chief
“You’re off your case, Chief!” – McGarnagle
“What does that mean, exactly?” – The Chief
“It means he gets results, you stupid chief!” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, sit down.” – Lisa Simpson

11
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“This is madness. He’s just peddling a bunch of easy answers.” – Lisa Simpson
“And how!” – Carl

22
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

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“What made you yell out that remark? . . . You just wanted to express yourself, yes?” – Brad Goodman
“I do what I feel like.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s marvelous, I couldn’t have put it better myself. I do what I feel like. People, this young man here is the inner child I’ve been talking about.” – Brad Goodman
“What?” – Lisa Simpson

Happy birthday, Albert Brooks!

29
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

Trampoline

“I can’t believe it!” – Bart Simpson
“Dad, this one gesture almost makes up for years of shaky fathering.” – Lisa Simpson

11
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“So long, suckers!” – Homer Simpson
“Damn, they’re very slowly getting away.” – Principal Skinner
“They’re headin’ for the old mill!” – Moe
“No we’re not!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, let’s go to the old mill anyway.  Get some cider.” – Moe

12
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

Homerland

“And this is just the beginning.  I’ve got some big plans.” – Homer Simpson
“It smells funny in there.” – Imaginary Milhouse
“No it doesn’t.” – Homer Simpson




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