Posts Tagged ‘Bart’s Inner Child



29
Jan
16

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Trampoline

“I can’t believe it!” – Bart Simpson
“Dad, this one gesture almost makes up for years of shaky fathering.” – Lisa Simpson

11
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“So long, suckers!” – Homer Simpson
“Damn, they’re very slowly getting away.” – Principal Skinner
“They’re headin’ for the old mill!” – Moe
“No we’re not!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, let’s go to the old mill anyway.  Get some cider.” – Moe

12
Jun
15

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Homerland

“And this is just the beginning.  I’ve got some big plans.” – Homer Simpson
“It smells funny in there.” – Imaginary Milhouse
“No it doesn’t.” – Homer Simpson

11
Nov
14

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“Wow!  For free!  Surplus drums of mayonnaise from Operation Desert Storm!” – Homer Simpson

22
Jul
14

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“Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting.  There’s no trick to it.  It’s just a simple trick!” – Brad Goodman

Happy birthday Albert Brooks!

04
Apr
14

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“Lis, today I am a god.” – Bart Simpson
“Is that why you’re sitting on an ice cream sandwich?” – Lisa Simpson
“Eww.” – Bart Simpson

11
Nov
13

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“A few weeks ago I was a washed up actor with a drinking problem.  Then Brad Goodman came along and gave me this job and a can of fortified wine.” – Troy McClure

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart’s Inner Child”!  Original airdate 11 November 1993.




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