Posts Tagged ‘Black Widower

06
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Gee, if some snot nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing out I’d find out where he lives and tear him a new belly button! Lousy snitch!” – Homer Simpson

08
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“That MacGyver’s a genius.” – Selma Bouvier
“First of all, he’s not a genius. He’s an actor. And second, he’s not much of an actor.” – Sideshow Bob
“You’re lying! You’re lying!” – Selma Bouvier
“No, Selma, this is lying: That was a well plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.” – Sideshow Bob

07
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Thank you, señor MacGyver. You’ve saved our village!” – Villager
“Don’t thank me. Thank the Moon’s gravitational pull.” – MacGyver

09
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Hey, weiner boy, where do you think you’re going?” – Homer Simpson

18
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Do you know what prison is like for a lifelong conservative Republican? In our overcrowded cell, we became little more than beasts. . . . Who used my chapstick?” – Sideshow Bob
“Oh, I did. Here you go.” – Prisoner
“I don’t want it.” – Sideshow Bob

09
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

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“Now, about your wedding dress, I’m not sure how to put this…” – Marge Simpson
“White!” – Selma Bouvier
“White.” – Marge Simpson

13
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

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“I don’t know what to say.” – Patty Bouvier
“Just tell me what you know I want to hear.” – Selma Terwilliger
“I’m dying of jealousy.” – Patty Bouvier
“Thank you.” – Selma Terwilliger




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