Posts Tagged ‘Boy Scoutz ‘N the Hood

18
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“You did it, Dad! You saved us! I’m proud you’re my father.” – Bart Simpson
“Go away. Eating.” – Homer Simpson

28
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Mmm, free goo.” – Homer Simpson

18
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Ah, the last peanut, overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.” – Homer Simpson

30
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees and build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? Huh? . . . D’oh! Stupid poetic justice!” – Homer Simpson

21
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“Argh, here be a fine vessel. The yarghest river goin’ boat there be!” – Captain McAllister
“I’ll take it!” – Homer Simpson
“Argh, I don’t know what I’m doing.” – Captain McAllister

18
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

thisisaknife

“When I say ‘Put your beer on a coaster’, I mean it!” – Moe
“You call that a knife? This is a knife! . . . Whoa, down I go.” – Hans Moleman

18
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood18

“You’re lucky, you only joined the Junior Campers.  I got a dirty word shaved in the back of my head.” – Milhouse van Houten
“What is it with you kids and that word?  I’m going to shave you bald, young man, until you learn that hair is not a right, it’s a privilege.” – Principal Skinner




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