“Well, I didn’t win. Here’s your pizza.” – Lionel Hutz
“But we did win!” – Marge Simpson
“That’s okay, the box is empty.” – Lionel Hutz
Happy birthday Brad Bird!
Also, Phil Hartman would’ve been 70 today. Happy birthday.
Posts Tagged ‘Brad Bird
24
Sep
18
Quote of the Day
24
Sep
17
Quote of the Day
“At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?” – Lunchlady Doris
“What’s for lunch tomorrow?” – Ralph Wiggum
“Next.” – Big Shot Hollywood Director
Happy birthday, Brad Bird!
24
Sep
16
Bonus Quote of the Day
“Oh, here he comes. What is it now, Quimby?” – Hollywood Producer
“Nothing, nothing, only the city has just passed another tax on, uh, puffy directing pants.” – Mayor Quimby
“But I don’t wear puffy pants!” – Hollywood Director
“I meant a tax on not wearing puffy pants.” – Mayor Quimby
“Oy.” – Hollywood Producer
“I’m sorry.” – Mayor Quimby
Happy Birthday Brad Bird!
24
Sep
14
Quote of the Day
“Point and game Becker. And will the harlequin in the third row please keep his voice down.” – Wimbledon Announcer
“Sorry, folks, uh, sorry, your majesty.” – Krusty the Klown
Happy birthday Brad Bird!
24
Sep
13
Quote of the Day
“Homer, you don’t do things like that to be rewarded. You do them because a fellow human being needs a helping hand.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, you’re my wife and I love you very much, but you’re living in a world of make believe, with flowers and bells and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats.” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, Mom, we got hosed.” – Bart Simpson
“Bart!” – Homer Simpson
Happy birthday Brad Bird!
24
Sep
12
Bonus Bonus Quote of the Day
“Academy Award Playhouse now returns you to Hercules Versus the Martians.” – TV Announcer
“Welcome to our spaceship, mighty Hercules!” – Martian
Happy birthday to old Simpsons hand and current Hollywood kingpin Brad Bird.
24
Sep
11
Quote of the Day
“Kids, you heard the cartoon rat. If you haven’t already run to your parents begging to go, do it now. You won’t be missing anything funny, I’ll just be sitting here reading this grown-ups newspaper.” – Krusty the Klown
Happy birthday Brad Bird!
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