Posts Tagged ‘Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?



27
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

BigVirile

“Is this the one with the lazy sperm?” – C.M. Burns
“Mmm-hmm.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ah, Simpson! You big, virile son of a gun!” – C.M. Burns

Sorry for the late quote.

27
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes19

“Well, I used to own a successful car company.  My strategy was giving ’em Japanese names.  You guys ever drive a Tempura hatchback?” – Herb Powell
“Oh, yeah.” – Bum #1
“Sure.” – Bum #2
“Yeah, I got hit by one of those.” – Bum #3

29
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes18

“Herb!  How have you been?” – Marge Simpson
“I’ve been living in a cardboard box, sleeping on grates, eating out of dumpsters, you?” – Herb Powell
“Can’t complain.” – Marge Simpson

30
Nov
13

Quote of the Day

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes17

“Now, Bart, I know you’re too young for that machine gun you wanted, but I’m gonna give you something that’ll make sure when you’re old enough, you can still buy one: a membership in the National Rifle Association.” – Herb Powell
“Wow, the NRA!  Can I get armor piercing cyanide tipped bullets too?” – Bart Simpson
“It’s in the Constitution, son.” – Herb Powell

04
Oct
13

Quote of the Day

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes16

“I need an idea, idea, idea, what’s the matter with me?  I used to have hundreds of ideas.” – Herb Powell
“What do you want?  I just changed your diaper, are you hungry?  Are you cold?  Do you want to go home?” – Mother in Park
“Lady, you just gave me the idea of a lifetime!  How do I thank you?” – Herb Powell
“Please don’t hurt me.” – Mother in Park
“Consider it done.” – Herb Powell

01
Jun
13

Quote of the Day

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes15

“This is really good, Marge.” – Herb Powell
“I got the recipe from the Utility Grade Beef Council.” – Marge Simpson
“They do good work.” – Homer Simpson

23
Apr
13

Quote of the Day

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes14

“I’m sorry, Homer, but I’m still mad at you.  Every word you say just makes me want to punch you in the face.” – Herb Powell
“Well, while you’re a guest in my home, could you just kick me in the butt?” – Homer Simpson
“I’ll try, but I’m not making any promises.” – Herb Powell




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