Posts Tagged ‘Brother From the Same Planet

21
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Your Dad ever take you to baseball games?” – Tom
“Nah. His game was blackjack. He bet our life savings on a single hand.” – Bart Simpson
“Nineteen.” – Blackjack Dealer
“Hit me.” – Imaginary Homer Simpson
“Twenty.” – Blackjack Dealer
“Hit me.” – Imaginary Homer Simpson
“Twenty-one.” – Blackjack Dealer
“Hit me.” – Imaginary Homer Simpson
“Twenty-two.” – Blackjack Dealer
“D’oh!” – Imaginary Homer Simpson

10
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Hi, you’ve reached the Cory Hotline, four-ninety-five a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Cory: glory . . . story . . . allegory . . . Montessori.” – Cory Hotline

01
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“This is even more painful than it looks.” – Homer Simpson

25
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“Your son Bart sounds very bad.” – Pepe
“Oh, he is. . . . Son, I just want you to know I love you very much.” – Homer Simpson
“Shut up!” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright! 

04
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

whydoesitstopthere

“I just press this button, and the door opens like magic.” – Homer Simpson
“Why does it stop there?” – Pepe
“Because it’s a stupid piece of junk!” – Homer Simpson

01
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“Lisa, I know I can trust you to inventory this glee club peanut brittle.” – Principal Skinner
“Yes, Principal Skinner.” – Lisa Simpson
“Now, I’ve got to slash forty percent out of the budget. . . . Science . . . Ah, music and art.” – Principal Skinner

01
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, do you have an explanation for this bill?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, it’s that record club.  The first nine were only a penny, then they jacked up the price!  It’s not fair.  It’s not fair I tells ya!” – Homer Simpson




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