Posts Tagged ‘Brother From the Same Planet

01
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“Lisa, I know I can trust you to inventory this glee club peanut brittle.” – Principal Skinner
“Yes, Principal Skinner.” – Lisa Simpson
“Now, I’ve got to slash forty percent out of the budget. . . . Science . . . Ah, music and art.” – Principal Skinner

01
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, do you have an explanation for this bill?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, it’s that record club.  The first nine were only a penny, then they jacked up the price!  It’s not fair.  It’s not fair I tells ya!” – Homer Simpson

05
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

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“So the last time you saw your father was six years ago?” – Bigger Brothers Lady
“Yeah, he left me out on the curb for the ash man.  What a revolting development.” – Bart Simpson
“You brave little soldier.” – Bigger Brothers Lady

02
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

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“Bart Simpson?” – Tom
“Yo!” – Bart Simpson
“I’m Tom.  Let’s ride.” – Tom
“Bart’s Dad has really pulled himself together.” – Martin Prince

04
Feb
15

Quote of the Day

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“There’s a couple of guys fighting at the aquarium, Chief.” – Lou
“Do they still sell those frozen bananas?” – Chief Wiggum
“I think so.” – Lou
“Let’s roll.” – Chief Wiggum

23
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

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“Pepe!” – Homer Simpson
“Papa Homer!” – Pepe
“Son, your life is gonna better, starting now.” – Homer Simpson

29
Jan
14

Quote of the Day

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“Come on, Bart, you know better than to talk to strangers.” – Tom
“For your information, I’m his father.” – Homer Simpson
“His father?  The drunken gambler?” – Tom
“That’s right, and who might you be?” – Homer Simpson




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