Posts Tagged ‘Burns Baby Burns

18
Nov
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Next to spring and winter, fall is my absolute favorite season!” – Marge Simpson

17
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“What a perfect outing for a beautiful autumn day!” – Lisa Simpson
“I feel sorry for everyone who’s cooped up inside watching the seventh game of the World Series.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, they won’t learn anything about apples today.” – Homer Simpson

17
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“Well, if God didn’t make little green apples, it’s Homer Simpson! How long have you been here?” – Ned Flanders
“Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh-hoho, sucking down the cider, huh? Hey, word to the wise: season pass. Pays for itself after the sixteenth visit.” – Ned Flanders

17
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“Smithers, there’s something a bit odd about young Larry.  I can’t quite put my finger on it.” – C.M. Burns
“Well, he is a bit rough around the edges, sir.  One might blame his truly heroic intake of cocktails.” – Mr. Smithers

20
Jul
15

Quote of the Day

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“Whoa, this guy’s got more bread than a prison meatloaf.  He’s rich I tell you!  I never seen a place with a walk in mailbox.  Hey, who’m I talking to?” – Larry

17
Nov
14

Quote of the Day

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“My name is Larry.  I’m here to see Mr. Burns.” – Larry
“Well, I hate to break it to you, Larry, but if Mr. Burns ever wants to see a stranger, he will observe him through a powerful telescope.” – Mr. Smithers

15
Jun
14

Quote of the Day

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“Attention passengers, the train has been temporarily delayed because of a discarded couch on the tracks.” – Amtrak Engineer




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