“Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr. Burns.” – Conformco Guy
“Are you sure you can get him back for us?” – Marge Simpson
“Absolutely. I’m the one who successfully deprogrammed Jane Fonda, you know.” – Conformco Guy
“What about Peter Fonda?” – Marge Simpson
“Ohh, that was a heartbreaker. But I did get Paul McCartney out of Wings.” – Conformco Guy
“You idiot! He was the most talented one!” – Homer Simpson
RIP Peter Fonda.
“Alright! We’re finally gonna stop those corporate pigs from dumping that nuclear waste!” – Greenpeace Guy #1
“Oh, no, our boat is sinking.” – Greenpeace Guy #2
“It was I, you fools! The man you trusted isn’t Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time I’ve been smoking harmless tobacco!” – C.M. Burns
“Sir! Try to land on Leonard’s carcass!” – Mr. Smithers
“I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn’t there something you’d like to say?” – Marge Simpson
“There sure is: kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, I’m sure you’d like to be alone with your possessions.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Milhouse, if you stay a little while longer, you can have this blazer. It’s a Bob Mackie original.” – Bart Simpson
“Wow! A Bob Mackie!” – Milhouse van Houten
“I got a mink shammy, sir, I hope it-…Oh, my god, Mr. Burns is dead! Oh, why do the good always die so young?” – Mr. Smithers
“Bart, I know you children see me as some sort of “booger” man, but I’m really not such a bad “dude”. Oh, your milk’s gone cold, I’ll ring for the maid. Oh, sorry, wrong button.” – C.M. Burns
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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