Posts Tagged ‘Cape Feare

08
Oct
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Oh, no, Dad’s been drugged.” – Lisa Simpson
“No, he hasn’t.” – Marge Simpson

01
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Now, when I say ‘Hello, Mr. Thompson’ and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.” – FBI Agent
“No problem.” – Homer Simpson
“Hello, Mr. Thompson.” – FBI Agent
“I think he’s talking to you.” – Homer Simpson

07
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“Well, what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn’t it say ‘Die Bart Die’?” – Blue Haired Lawyer
“No, that’s German for ‘The Bart, The’.” – Sideshow Bob
“No one who speaks German could be an evil man.” – Parole Board Lady
“Parole granted!” – Parole Board Chair

10
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“Sideshow Bob tried to kill me on our honeymoon.” – Selma Bouvier
“How many people in this court are thinking of killing her right now? . . . Be honest.” – Blue Haired Lawyer
“She’s always leaving the toilet seat up.” – Patty Bouvier

07
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, where’s the dog?” – Marge Simpson
“I tied him up out back.” – Homer Simpson

07
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

NeighborhoodResidents

“The following neighborhood residents will not be killed by me.  Ned Flanders.  Maude Flanders.” – Sideshow Bob
“Oh, isn’t that nice?” – Ned Flanders

16
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

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“Maude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church.” – Ned Flanders




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