Posts Tagged ‘David Mirkin

19
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“How ya doin’ fellas?” – James Taylor
“With all due respect, Mr. Taylor, this isn’t the best time for your unique brand of bittersweet folk-rock. We have a potentially critical situation here. I’m sure you’ll understand.” – Buzz Aldrin
“Listen, Aldrin, I’m not as laid back as people think. Now, here’s the deal: I’m gonna play, and you’re gonna float there and like it.” – James Taylor

18
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Forty-eight, forty-nine, fifty. Flag’s up to date, very good, Seymour.” – Superintendent Chalmers

Happy birthday David Mirkin!

18
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

youstupid

“Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me.” – Homer Simpson
“You stupid, ha ha ha…” – TV
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday David Mirkin!

18
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

Deep Space Homer13

“Well, Homer, I guess you’re the winner by default.” – NASA Guy
“De fault?  Woo-hoo!  The two sweetest words in the English language!  De fault  De fault!” – Homer Simpson

18
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

Deep Space Homer10

“Sir, the TV ratings for the launch are the highest in ten years!” – NASA Guy
“Yay!” – NASA Geeks
“And how’s the spacecraft doing?” – NASA Director
“I don’t know.  All this equipment is just used to measure TV ratings.” – NASA Guy

Happy birthday David Mirkin!

18
Sep
13

Quote of the Day

Homer the Great11

“Loyal Stonecutters!  Let us begin our re-enactment of the Battle of Gettysburg.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, you can’t just keep hanging out with these colobus monkeys.  Somebody’s gonna get parasites.” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday David Mirkin!

18
Sep
12

Quote of the Day

Not the YMCA

“Hey, it’s morning and Mom and Dad aren’t home yet.” – Bart Simpson
“Don’t worry, Mr. Hutz is still here to take care of us.” – Lisa Simpson
“Don’t touch my stuff! . . . Hey, this isn’t the YMCA.” – Lionel Hutz

Happy birthday David Mirkin!




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