Posts Tagged ‘David Silverman

15
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“I read about what happens to kids whose parents no longer love and cherish each other. They go through eight separate stages. Right now, I’m in stage three: fear. You’re in stage two: denial.” – Lisa Simpson
“No, I’m not.” – Bart Simpson
“Yes, you are.” – Lisa Simpson
“No, I’m not!” – Bart Simpson
“Yes, you are!” – Lisa Simpson
“Am not! Am not! Am not!” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday David Silverman!

15
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

Bart the General8

“Goodbye, little dude. He looks so lifelike, man.” – Otto
“Yes, the school nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing his little face after the fight.” – Principal Skinner

Happy birthday, David Silverman! 

15
Mar
15

Quote of the Day

Mother Simpson15

“Hey, since you were a no show at all the big moments of my life, you owe me years of back presents: Christmases, birthdays, Easters, Kwanzaas, good report cards.  Hmm, seventy-five bucks a pop, plus interest and penalties . . . you owe me, twenty-two thousand dollars.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday David Silverman!

15
Mar
14

Quote of the Day

Heart Attack

“You’re fired! . . . But wait, perhaps I’m being too hasty.  You are highly skilled . . . at goofing off!  Now, don’t worry, Homer, you’re the kind of guy I could really dig . . . a grave for!  Your indolence is inefficacious! . . . That means you’re terrible!” – C.M. Burns

Happy birthday David Silverman!

 

15
Mar
13

Quote of the Day

David Silverman Trophy Case

“Aw, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship.  Now thanks to Burns it’s never gonna happen, and I spent so much time building that trophy case.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday David Silverman!

15
Mar
12

Quote of the Day

Homer's Triple Bypass4

“This is Papa Bear, put out an APB for a male suspect driving a . . . car, of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili.  Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless!” – Chief Wiggum

Happy birthday David Silverman!

15
Mar
11

Quote of the Day

Homie the Clown5

“When I started this clown thing I thought it would be nothing but glory, you know, the glory of being a clown.  I tell you, it’s hard, tiring work.  But when I see the smiles on their little faces, I just know they’re getting ready to jab me with something.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday David Silverman!




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