Posts Tagged ‘David S/X Cohen

13
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to boost low ratings.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yo yo, how’s it hanging, everybody?” – Roy
“Morning, Roy.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, hi, Roy.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday to David S/X Cohen!

13
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

Lisa the Skeptic8

“Well, it appears science has faltered once again in the face of overwhelming religious evidence.” – Rev. Lovejoy
“But-” – Lisa Simpson
“Go home, science girl!” – Moe
“I am home.” – Lisa Simpson
“Good. Stay there.” – Moe

Happy birthday David S/X Cohen!

13
Jul
15

Quote of the Day

The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show9

“Whoa, a talking dog!  What were you guys smoking when you came up with that?” – Otto
“We were eating rotisserie chicken.  Can you just read the line, please?” – Not David S. Cohen

Happy birthday David S/X Cohen!  

13
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

Bart the Mother5

“What can I get for eight thousand tickets?” – Nelson Muntz
“A BB gun or an Easy-Bake Oven.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen
“Hot food is tempting, but I just can’t say no to a weapon.” – Nelson Muntz

Happy birthday David S/X Cohen!  

13
Jul
13

Quote of the Day

Lisa the Vegetarian13

“They can’t seriously expect us to swallow that tripe!” – Lisa Simpson
“Now, as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the meat council, please help yourselves to this tripe.” – Principal Skinner

Happy birthday David S./X. Cohen

13
Jul
12

Quote of the Day

Much Apu About Nothing8

“Book ’em, Lou.  One count of being a bear, and one count of being an accessory to being a bear.” – Chief Wiggum

Happy birthday to David S./X. Cohen! 

13
Jul
11

Quote of the Day

Lisa the Skeptic2

“I find the defendant not guilty.  As for science versus religion, I’m issuing a restraining order.  Religion must stay five hundred yards from science at all times.” – Judge Snyder

Happy birthday David S/X Cohen!




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