Posts Tagged ‘Dead Putting Society

15
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“Now, c’mon, give your putter a name.” – Homer Simpson
“What?” – Bart Simpson
“Give it a name.” – Homer Simpson
“Mr. Putter.” – Bart Simpson
“You want to try a little harder, son? C’mon, give it a girl’s name.” – Homer Simpson
“Mom.” – Bart Simpson
“Your putter’s name is Charlene.” – Homer Simpson
“Why?” – Bart Simpson
“It just is, that’s why.” – Homer Simpson

15
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Holy moly, it’s beautiful.” – Homer Simpson
“Say, that’s right, this is your first visit to the Flanders homestead.” – Ned Flanders
“Well, we’ve only been neighbors, what? . . . Eight years.” – Homer Simpson

09
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.” – Lisa Simpson
“Okay.” – Bart Simpson
“Embrace nothingness.” – Lisa Simpson
“You got it.” – Bart Simpson
“Become like an uncarved stone.” – Lisa Simpson
“Done.” – Bart Simpson
“Bart! You’re just pretending to know what I’m talking about.” – Lisa Simpson
“True.” – Bart Simpson
“Well, it’s very frustrating!” – Lisa Simpson
“I’ll bet.” – Bart Simpson

15
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“Now, I suppose you both have to sign this. I hope blood won’t be necessary.” – Marge Simpson
“I’m game if you are, Flanders.” – Homer Simpson

29
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

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“Now, Homer, Bart’s busy working on his science project.” – Marge Simpson
“You heard the lady, Homer. So please mow quietly: genius at work. . . . One o’clock, still just a potato.” – Bart Simpson

03
Apr
15

Quote of the Day

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“Honey, wake up!  It sounds like Ned Flanders is having some sort of crisis.” – Helen Lovejoy
“Ugh, probably stepped on a worm.” – Reverend Lovejoy

10
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

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“I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.” – Lisa Simpson
“Okay.” – Bart Simpson
“Embrace nothingness.” – Lisa Simpson
“You got it.” – Bart Simpson
“Become like an uncarved stone.” – Lisa Simpson
“Done.” – Bart Simpson
“Bart!  You’re just pretending to know what I’m talking about!” – Lisa Simpson
“True.” – Bart Simpson
“Well, it’s very frustrating.” – Lisa Simpson
“I’ll bet.” – Bart Simpson




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