Posts Tagged ‘Deep Space Homer

19
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“How ya doin’ fellas?” – James Taylor
“With all due respect, Mr. Taylor, this isn’t the best time for your unique brand of bittersweet folk-rock. We have a potentially critical situation here. I’m sure you’ll understand.” – Buzz Aldrin
“Listen, Aldrin, I’m not as laid back as people think. Now, here’s the deal: I’m gonna play, and you’re gonna float there and like it.” – James Taylor

08
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Where’d you get that thing, anyway?” – NASA Director
“Sent away.” – NASA Guy

25
Feb
18

Whoopsie Quote of the Day

“I wager four hundred quatloos on the newcomer.” – NASA Guy

24
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“We need a fresh angle to get the public interested.” – NASA Administrator
“The public see our astronauts as clean cut, athletic go getters. They hate people like that.” – NASA Scientist

24
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“Inanimate, huh? I’ll show him inanimate!” – Homer Simpson

18
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me.” – Homer Simpson
“You stupid, ha ha ha…” – TV
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday David Mirkin!

24
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“Only one of you will be chosen to go into space, so the next few weeks will be a grueling series of tests to determine which one of you is most qualified.” – NASA Administrator
“Oh, and Mr. Gumble, for the duration of the training there’ll be no more beer.” – NASA Scientist
“What? Three whole weeks with only wine? I’ll go crazy!” – Barney Gumble




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