Posts Tagged ‘Deep Space Homer

24
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“On the other hand, when you don’t take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.” – Marge Simpson
“You’re right, Marge. Just like the time I could’ve met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day I kept saying, ‘I’ll go a little later. I’ll go a little later’. And then when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he would ever come back again, he said he didn’t know. Well, I’m never gonna let something like that happen again! I’m going into space right now!” – Homer Simpson

19
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“How ya doin’ fellas?” – James Taylor
“With all due respect, Mr. Taylor, this isn’t the best time for your unique brand of bittersweet folk-rock. We have a potentially critical situation here. I’m sure you’ll understand.” – Buzz Aldrin
“Listen, Aldrin, I’m not as laid back as people think. Now, here’s the deal: I’m gonna play, and you’re gonna float there and like it.” – James Taylor

08
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Where’d you get that thing, anyway?” – NASA Director
“Sent away.” – NASA Guy

25
Feb
18

Whoopsie Quote of the Day

“I wager four hundred quatloos on the newcomer.” – NASA Guy

24
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“We need a fresh angle to get the public interested.” – NASA Administrator
“The public see our astronauts as clean cut, athletic go getters. They hate people like that.” – NASA Scientist

24
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“Inanimate, huh? I’ll show him inanimate!” – Homer Simpson

18
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me.” – Homer Simpson
“You stupid, ha ha ha…” – TV
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday David Mirkin!




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