Posts Tagged ‘Dog of Death

20
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Take a hike, boss. I’m running things now.” – Golden Homer
“All hail King Homer.” – C.M. Burns

12
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“I buy one lottery ticket a week with the girls at the hair salon. We each play our birthday and that’s enough excitement for me.” – Marge Simpson
“You don’t understand, Marge. The lottery is the one ray of hope in my otherwise unbearable life! . . . Uh, the lottery and you.” – Homer Simpson

15
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

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“What makes a man endanger his job and, yes, even his life, by asking me for money?” – C.M. Burns
“People like dogs, Mr. Burns.” – Mr. Smithers
“Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?” – C.M. Burns
“If you did it, sir?” – Mr. Smithers
“Exactly. You’d be fit to be tied.” – C.M. Burns

12
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

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“They’re about to start, Chief.” – Lou
“No, you got the wrong number.  This is nine-one…two.” – Chief Wiggum

12
Mar
15

Quote of the Day

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“Mr. Teeny needs a refill of his nicotine gum.” – Krusty the Klown

30
Mar
14

Quote of the Day

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“Let me pet him again.” – Homer Simpson
“You already petted him for ten minutes!” – Lisa Simpson
“I know.  I want to pet him again.” – Homer Simpson
“You can pet the cat.” – Marge Simpson
“The cat?  What’s the point?” – Homer Simpson

04
Mar
13

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, how come he gets meat and we don’t?” – Homer Simpson
“You wouldn’t want what he’s eating.  It’s mostly just snouts and entrails.” – Marge Simpson
“Mmmm, snouts.” – Homer Simpson




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