Posts Tagged ‘Dog of Death

10
Jun
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Of course, I’m not the only one who benefited from last week’s big payoff. Our state’s schools got their share too. Here lottery officials present Springfield Elementary with a brand new eraser.” – Kent Brockman
“One eraser? Oh, I’m used to my government betraying me. I was in Nam! I served for three-” – Principal Skinner

12
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Recapping our day’s top story, the winner of today’s state lottery is . . . me, Kent Brockman. Can we get a shot of me? There you go.” – Kent Brockman

11
Aug
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Hmm….” – Homer Simpson
“No!” – Marge Simpson

12
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“Have you found a picture yet?” – Lisa Simpson
“Not one I want the public to see.” – Marge Simpson

12
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“So, recycling is our way of giving mother earth a great big hug!” – Ned Flanders
“Yes, well, it does sound like fun. I can’t wait to start pawing through my garbage like some starving raccoon.” – C.M. Burns

20
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Take a hike, boss. I’m running things now.” – Golden Homer
“All hail King Homer.” – C.M. Burns

12
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“I buy one lottery ticket a week with the girls at the hair salon. We each play our birthday and that’s enough excitement for me.” – Marge Simpson
“You don’t understand, Marge. The lottery is the one ray of hope in my otherwise unbearable life! . . . Uh, the lottery and you.” – Homer Simpson




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